No Plugs In My Tea

[No Plugs In My Tea]

https://soundcloud.com/velvetdogfish_1/no-plugs-in-my-tea

[It's alliterate, not illiterate, but why would you say apt alligators ate acrimonious aardvarks?]

It's alliterate, not illiterate, but why would you say apt alligators ate acrimonious aardvarks?

[I still can't forget that unforgettable fire wasn't what I was looking for in the blue sky]

I still can't forget that unforgettable fire wasn't what I was looking for in the blue sky

[You can take that to the dollar store]

You can take that to the dollar store

[I love my Tamagotchi almost as much as I love my pet rock.]

I love my Tamagotchi almost as much as I love my pet rock.

[Get this]

Get this

[Copyright Green Day]

Copyright Green Day

[Something vulgar that somebody wrote. This is that kind of show.]

Something vulgar that somebody wrote. This is that kind of show.

[There's no "I" in Comedy Bang Bang, but there sure is "me"]

There's no "I" in Comedy Bang Bang, but there sure is "me"

[If I was a sculptor, but then again no I have a 3D printer]

If I was a sculptor, but then again no I have a 3D printer

[If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and acts like a duck, then it's a pretty bad duck hunter.]

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and acts like a duck, then it's a pretty bad duck hunter.

[Some say Ostentatious, I say Austin, Texas.]

Some say Ostentatious, I say Austin, Texas.

[OK Go and GoGurt are suing PokemonGo for copyright infringement on the intro to "Pikachu to Heaven."]

OK Go and GoGurt are suing PokemonGo for copyright infringement on the intro to "Pikachu to Heaven."

[Did Juno go to Blu-Ray or Jupiter? Said the Capital of Alaska.]

Did Juno go to Blu-Ray or Jupiter? Said the Capital of Alaska.

[Ich bin ein Frankenstein]

Ich bin ein Frankenstein

[New No No. Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta threw a no-hitter]

New No No. Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta threw a no-hitter

[Hang On Man, no that's not right, Hey Gong Man, no still not right, Heynongman, aha! Bababooey, Bababooey, Bababooey!]

Hang On Man, no that's not right, Hey Gong Man, no still not right, Heynongman, aha! Bababooey, Bababooey, Bababooey!

[Mark Bavaro had 39 career touchdowns and 2 Superbowl wins]

Mark Bavaro had 39 career touchdowns and 2 Superbowl wins

[I already done dis]

Overheard poor saying of "I already did this"

[On Fleek, On Point, On Par. On Comet, On Cupid, On Donner and Blitzen!]

On Fleek, On Point, On Par. On Comet, On Cupid, On Donner and Blitzen!

[Crank it, Yo!]

Crank it, Yo!

[Plug Seance]

A very quick plug theme with a chanting aspect, "Listen to the plugs, Listen to the plugs." Background music is slap bass and tremolo guitar with delay. Anthony Kiedis on vocals.

 

https://m.soundcloud.com/velvetdogfish_1/plug-seance

[The toaster goes ding, the oven goes bing, the microwave goes mmmbop]

The toaster goes ding, the oven goes bing, the microwave goes mmmbop

[Slow down, Jon Lovitz]

Slow down, Jon Lovitz

[There can be only one Adam Quardero]

There can be only one Adam Quardero