Max Power

https://soundcloud.com/velvetdogfish_1/no-plugs-in-my-tea

It's alliterate, not illiterate, but why would you say apt alligators ate acrimonious aardvarks?

I still can't forget that unforgettable fire wasn't what I was looking for in the blue sky

You can take that to the dollar store

I love my Tamagotchi almost as much as I love my pet rock.

Get this

Copyright Green Day

Something vulgar that somebody wrote. This is that kind of show.

There's no "I" in Comedy Bang Bang, but there sure is "me"

If I was a sculptor, but then again no I have a 3D printer

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and acts like a duck, then it's a pretty bad duck hunter.

Some say Ostentatious, I say Austin, Texas.

OK Go and GoGurt are suing PokemonGo for copyright infringement on the intro to "Pikachu to Heaven."

Did Juno go to Blu-Ray or Jupiter? Said the Capital of Alaska.

Ich bin ein Frankenstein

New No No. Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta threw a no-hitter

Hang On Man, no that's not right, Hey Gong Man, no still not right, Heynongman, aha! Bababooey, Bababooey, Bababooey!

Mark Bavaro had 39 career touchdowns and 2 Superbowl wins

Overheard poor saying of "I already did this"

On Fleek, On Point, On Par. On Comet, On Cupid, On Donner and Blitzen!

Crank it, Yo!

A very quick plug theme with a chanting aspect, "Listen to the plugs, Listen to the plugs." Background music is slap bass and tremolo guitar with delay. Anthony Kiedis on vocals. https://m.soundcloud.com/velvetdogfish_1/plug-seance

The toaster goes ding, the oven goes bing, the microwave goes mmmbop

Slow down, Jon Lovitz

There can be only one Adam Quardero