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    Has any one ever been to the Clairmont in Atlanta "where strippers go to die" ? It's one of the oldest strip clubs in the nation and is known for having old and strange dancers. The first time I went there I threw a crumpled up dollar bill at a dancer who was well over 50 and had several surgical scars on her torso. After her song was over she came over and hugged me still topless gross boobs in my face then we had a beer together. In the movie When they were at the bar I couldn't help but have fond memories of this place because of how nasty and hot the frogs are.

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    Sam Hell is packing heat right? I felt like the stories or legends told about him are because he's got a massive dong. not because he's fertile. He just happens to be getting women pregnant because he's out there with a big ole thang. Did looney help him all those years ago because he wanted to to get a peice of the action?

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    I tried watching Solarbabies and I gave up after I realised I hadn't been paying attention for the last ten minutes and I had no idea what was going on. It's like my eyes were pointed at the screen but my brain turned them off. I think this sort of nonsense might have been bearable when I was a kid but holy crap is it obnoxious, it's supposed to be a Mad Max Babies or something but I couldn't make it all the way through.

    I think you might have been paying attention and not even realized it. The movie skips a head several times without any explanation of time, distance or what the hell happened. It's as if they cut three or four entire scenes.

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    As promised, we're going to start talking about this movie today. I only had a chance to re-watch the beginning of it though, so I may have some more stuff tomorrow.

     

    For now, I'm just going to post this:

     

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    For those who can't read it, "Can't Stop the Nuts" Ice cream was: coconut and nut flavored ice creams with both chocolate and candy covered almonds and a milk chocolate ribbon. My biggest issue is with the ice cream flavors. First of all, I find the term "nut flavored" ice cream to be distressingly vague. Also, coconut flavored ice cream? Gross. The fact that they didn't go with a Sweet Cream flavor feels like a huge oversight on Baskin-Robbins' part...

     

    Could it have been vague on purpose? I'm sure we're all familiar with the term busting a nut. I graduated high school in 2005 and at that time semen was referred to almost exclusively as jizz and nut. It feels weird to have wrote that...

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    So excited for next week!!?

    As I mentioned a few months ago I only saw three movies at the cinema before I was 16 - ET, Xanadu and this one. I was visiting my cousins who insisted we see this - and they were really into KISS and Heavy Metal, so why they wanted to see this movie???!!!

     

    Can I get a recap?

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    the forum isn't letting me add a profile picture. the area where there would be an upload button in the profile editor is just blank. do you have to be a member for a certain amount of time or something? thanks shannon:)

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    Mortal Kombat (the video game) came out in 1992 in reaction to the success of the Street Fighter video games. Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat is a cocky actor/martial artist based off of JCVD as Frank Dux. They wear basically the same thing and the finishing move for both cage is the "split punch", where he does a split and punches his opponent in the nuts. Street Fighter (the movie), starring JCVD, came out in 1994. 1 year later, Mortal Kombat (the movie) came out with Linden Ashbey playing the part of Cage, no fun. I guess I just wish JCVD would have played a version of himself in Mortal Kombat instead of wasting his talent in the Quest. Also, Frank Dux has a screen play credit on the Quest. Maybe they hated how Mortal Kombat made them look and didn't want to be involved?

     

    here is link to JCVD getting a boner on tv if you haven't seen it:

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