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Has any one ever been to the Clairmont in Atlanta "where strippers go to die" ? It's one of the oldest strip clubs in the nation and is known for having old and strange dancers. The first time I went there I threw a crumpled up dollar bill at a dancer who was well over 50 and had several surgical scars on her torso. After her song was over she came over and hugged me still topless gross boobs in my face then we had a beer together. In the movie When they were at the bar I couldn't help but have fond memories of this place because of how nasty and hot the frogs are.

Sam Hell is packing heat right? I felt like the stories or legends told about him are because he's got a massive dong. not because he's fertile. He just happens to be getting women pregnant because he's out there with a big ole thang. Did looney help him all those years ago because he wanted to to get a peice of the action?

I think you might have been paying attention and not even realized it. The movie skips a head several times without any explanation of time, distance or what the hell happened. It's as if they cut three or four entire scenes.

I was hoping Emily would have a little more screen time. I had no idea what to expect but I Just finished this movie and I was pretty into it

Now that's a shrimp! Are Australian shrimp bigger?

won a dales pale ale gift basket from my local pizza place. And what do I find sitting there at the top? DEATH BY COCONUTS And it came with roach clips.

I just read the history of Girl Scout cookies trying to figure out if the names of the cookies were nicknames for the girls who invented them. No Thin mint is a thin mint cookie Shortbread is a shortbread cookie Ect. Ect. Shortbread would be a good side kick name tho. Kinda like Half Pint or Short Round

Could it have been vague on purpose? I'm sure we're all familiar with the term busting a nut. I graduated high school in 2005 and at that time semen was referred to almost exclusively as jizz and nut. It feels weird to have wrote that...

That's awesome man! Congratulations! I recently found out I'm going to be father too:)

Can I get a recap?

I would love to hear George St.Geegland and Gil Faizon do a movie set in New York. They could even do a series of episodes, starting with Little Nicky, and dig into the fall of Happy Madison.

Just being honest. I want to wear a shirt like like that so so bad. With skates of course.

On IMDB they have Caitlyn Jenner listed as the actor playing the part of Ron White (as Bruce Jenner) It also says that people who like this movie also liked Xanadu and The Hindenburg.

the forum isn't letting me add a profile picture. the area where there would be an upload button in the profile editor is just blank. do you have to be a member for a certain amount of time or something? thanks shannon:)

Was it surf ninjas or three ninjas where they teach the island people how to make surfboards and hundreds of them paddle to the next island over? Three ninjas: high noon at mega mountain is all star Hulk Hogan and Jim Varney:)

JCVD is definitely suspect!

Mortal Kombat (the video game) came out in 1992 in reaction to the success of the Street Fighter video games. Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat is a cocky actor/martial artist based off of JCVD as Frank Dux. They wear basically the same thing and the finishing move for both cage is the "split punch", where he does a split and punches his opponent in the nuts. Street Fighter (the movie), starring JCVD, came out in 1994. 1 year later, Mortal Kombat (the movie) came out with Linden Ashbey playing the part of Cage, no fun. I guess I just wish JCVD would have played a version of himself in Mortal Kombat instead of wasting his talent in the Quest. Also, Frank Dux has a screen play credit on the Quest. Maybe they hated how Mortal Kombat made them look and didn't want to be involved? here is link to JCVD getting a boner on tv if you haven't seen it: