Pat Chaddams

Fairy Tale of Pulled Pork.

It was pretty fast and furious.

Aaarrrgghhh... Sorry, forgot to mention I have a mental problem where I make a lot of sounds.

Also props to airplanes and big ups to elevators.

Once again giving Doc Ock the upper hand(s)

Does your precious Harley-Davidson even have an electric piano division?

Also I'll take that boomerang on the wall there.

I am Bic pen amateur.

The diarrhea that men cause lives after them.

Relax, my only crime is being a Billy Oceanphile.

Oh her name's "Tootsie Magorium"? And I can't see the two of you at the same time? And you realize that character was named Dorothy, not Tootsie, right? Okay, I'd love to meet her.

I use them to serve grapefruit as big as testicles.

Anyway I'll be your gynecologist, and sorry for greeting your baby before I addressed you.

Meet Harry's odd, lumpy wife Miss. Chapin

They're my colleagues, I really tickle their funny bones. Which HR has asked me repeatedly to stop doing.

Is this an episode of I love films? I think it is.

For example, that anaconda I had mentioned. It's more of a Garter snake.

xoxo I am an ungulate, meaning I have a two-toed hoof xoxo 4-eva!

I wonder is he's any relation to that sexy, sexy Buffy Wilson, from TV. There's a slight resemblance. Maybe she got him into acting. Boy, to be a buddy to those bosoms...

I just couldn't accept the lifestyle choice of two dads. I got pretty mad about it.

TGI Hot Take

They mayor watched him from across the room. By the end of the night he would have a wide Grimace on that juicy burger face of his.

You're really a-peeling off the sidewalk.

Please stop calling them the yellow pages, that's racist.

I'll tell ya the looniest part of that show... The tunes.