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I must say, personally, I'm an ass man. So that's what that smell you're smelling is.
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and might I add FAAAAARRRRTTTT! -
Where in the world is Carmen? San Diego? Thanks, that was easy.
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She's getting Bizet at the opera house. -
You misunderstood my son, He said "Heaven is for Eels" So unless you're an elongated fish, Keep Out!
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Sorry, I misunderstood him again. Apparently Heaven is FOUR eels. So even if you are an elongated fish they're already full up. There's simply no moray room. -
Why yes, my twin peeks, but we're conjoined so it's kind of hard for him not to.
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It is happening again... He's peeking at me right now. -
Whip that dick out. I need to practice so I'm ready to put condoms on all my bananas.
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Full of Potassemen. -
Go recount the story of Pennywise the clown on a mountain.
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Stephen King of kings. -
Michael, Diane and Alex P. You've got to be Keaton me, buster!
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Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas, Illeana and Mike can back me up. -
Sure I'm LGBT, I Love Getting Bait and Tackle... Also I'm gay.
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And yes, bait and tackle is a euphemism... But also I like fishing... Fishing for dick... but also fish. -
I have a theory that Stacey Keach is actually 2 actors, himself and another he becomes after standing in a magical box. A "Powers Booth", if you will.
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Bump because Rest in Power...s Booth -
Sorry Guardians of the Galaxy, there's only one Star-Lord for me. And that's Star-Jesus.
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"Star-Jesus, SuperChrist" By Lloyd Webber Andrews -
I totally ghosted my last girlfriend. Well, I mean... She's a ghost now.
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But not like Dan Aykroyds beej-ghost. -
It's our job to get all these paintings hung up perfectly. Now I'm gonna level with ya...
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This is a frame job. But y'know, there's an art to it. -
Coming soon to Comedy Central "Can we please get Ben Stein's money back, times are tough"
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Anyone?... Anyone? -
As I watched the life leave his eyes I knew that I would never be Virtuous Knieval again.
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There's a gap in my soul wider than Snake River Canyon.