Pat Chaddams

Runner Up: That filmstrip from middle school health class.

Things weren't so easy for Ralph S. Mouse and his motorcycle.

Was he too stoned out on drug use?

And with great power comes great Powerade.

Also it had "James Van Der Beek - Varsity Blues" written on it. That bummed me out.

Now get to the damn rooftop, You've got dance choreography practice with Mr. Van Dyke.

What's so funny 'bout being on second base code?

Gimme dat pill.

I think therefore I am an idiot.

The whole situation really Jobeths my Williams.

The Everlasting Gob-Struggle

Times have been tough for me since the ol' Mad Gab factory closed. Iman imp Lloyd

And say what you will, but to do what I did definitely takes balls. I mean once you're on top of the post office you've gotta fondle something, right?

Please answer me as fast as you can... Micromachines style.

This may sound weird, but weee-oooo weee-oooo kapow kerblatz weeble-wobble.

Nah, I'm straight. Thanks for offering though.

Ryan the Canadian Goose.

That joke was Michael Jackson: Bad

I've even got a scene of someone doing a "Hand Solo"

Ew, she keeps smashing it into her mouth.

I'd wager he may even be a Full Nelson by now.

I really shit the bed on that plan.

Yes, I live in an Egyptian neighborhood. Well, they didn't build the place... found a hell of a deal on the construction though.

Your jocular attitude is not my tempo-ment.

Also I'm a big dum-dum idiot.