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Everything posted by Pat Chaddams
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I don't know why they call them slacks, they're working pretty hard to contain this erection.
Pat Chaddams posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Or trousers, when my pants very rarely play the combination of trance and house music popularized in the mid-aughts referred to as "trouse" -
If I may quote Poe, "Hi-YA! I'm a Kung-Fu Panda"
Pat Chaddams posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
My other favorite Poe quote "I'm a red Teletubby, for evermore" -
My new strategy is to reply to every post and hope that a catchphrase is accidentally attributed to me
Pat Chaddams replied to Dale Cooper Black's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Hey, you're right, what a fun and exciting discovery this has been for nearly all involved... -
Yeah, but have you read Conductor Stevenson's book "The Fucking Awful Train Robbery"?
Pat Chaddams posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
It's pretty good but it kinda goes off the rails at the end. -
Do androids short out their electric sheep if they have wet dreams?
Pat Chaddams posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
If they're really imagining giving them a good Philip K. Dicking. -
My favorite Beat-off poet is Jack-Off KeroWhack-off.
Pat Chaddams posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
And his seminal work "On the Load" -
I WISH we could afford Elijah Wood, we had to settle for Elijah laminate.
Pat Chaddams posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Not giving me very Happy Feet, that's for sure. -
Rocking around the Christmas Tree, My seasonal vertigo is kicking in again.
Pat Chaddams posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The first draft of that song "Walking Around the Christmas Tree" was much less exciting. -
Careful Lana, the last name Lang is on the Fritz. Today on "A Tale of Two Metropolises"
Pat Chaddams posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
"How bizarro, how bizzaro" - BizarrOMC- 1 reply
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Hey ladies, stop by my singles mixer. It's gonna be like Avril Lavigne's belt. Full of studs.
Pat Chaddams posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Okay you caught me, it's more like Richard Mulligan's titular Nest. Empty.