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Dear Charles Dickens, Your book about David Copperfield was severely lacking in magic tricks and stories about having sex with Claudia Schiffer.
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Ah yes, famed author of Knickerless Nicklebly -
Take me down to the overpriced city where the gas costs tons a beer's 12.50
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Hope you liked my humorous take. I have an appetite for deconstruction. -
That speeding car dinged my dong so hard it knocked me into a ditch.
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I was just trying to flag it down for a ride. -
During sex I always dress as 90s era Michael Chiklis, I just prefer the Commish-inary position.
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Sadly often I'm Chick-less -
To clarify, I prefer it when you call me medium-sized Poppa
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And I Hate it when you call me Lil' Poppa. -
M-I-C- See ya real soon K-E-Y- Why, because you're Mickey Rourke and I'm your parole officer.
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Who's your little friend peeing on that tree over there? Oh... It's Tom Sizemore, how goofy. -
I've seen Countless vampire movies, but in my opinion, the best ones have Counts in them
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Also, if Christopher Lee plays a "count" in a movie it's fair to assume he's a vampire. I'm looking at you Count Dooku.