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  1. Pat Chaddams
    Also while I have you here can I get an autograph Mr. Cruise?
  2. Pat Chaddams
    Those are my only questions... Wait, also, can Kevin wait?
  3. Pat Chaddams
    That's right, I sent half my packages to Stephen Baldwin and half to Carla Gugino, those mail hoarding weasels.
  4. Pat Chaddams
    Boom! Roasted!
  5. Pat Chaddams
    It was so violent and gory it was rated PG-13
  6. Pat Chaddams
    It's kind of personal, but no, it's far more complicated than "two legs at a time".
  7. Pat Chaddams
    Like eleven lovely Lebanese ladies love listening to Labia be labelled "labies".
  8. Pat Chaddams
    Michael?... Michael? Don't just lay there, I'm talking to you.
  9. Pat Chaddams
    Thankfully the farm psychiatrist I hired really gets my goat.
  10. Pat Chaddams
    Stop Edward Lear-ing at me, that was a delightfully witty limerick, anyone who says otherwise is spouting nonsense.
  11. Pat Chaddams
    great, now the customer's so mad he's red in the face and swollen in the throat.
  12. Pat Chaddams
    Shit. It's not what we were looking for.
  13. Pat Chaddams
    If you wanna be Frau Blucher.
  14. Pat Chaddams
    Whoa, slow down. You're making my head turn rapidly.
  15. Pat Chaddams
    Ancestors both of The Brave Knight Shyamalan. Ardent fans of Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Shyamalan Returns.
  16. Pat Chaddams
    Proper acknowledgment that the Beastie Boys grew up that way first. And all with severe Ill-ness.
  17. Pat Chaddams
    Great, and now I'm hankering for a hunk of cheese.
  18. Pat Chaddams
    also the vests are robots.
  19. Pat Chaddams
    Last time I accept an invitation to his Naked Lunch
  20. Pat Chaddams
    They see now they were backwards thinking/dressing.
  21. Pat Chaddams
    Get Ovar eet, Fran!
  22. Pat Chaddams
    I was pleasantly surprised by the pupu platter though.
  23. Pat Chaddams
    But who better than them to teach Safety?
  24. Pat Chaddams
    (sad trombone sound)
  25. Pat Chaddams
    She's bananas, I tell ya
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