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Her name was Lola, She was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in her hair and feathers all over the rest of her too, a great big set of wings and a hell of a beak. It occurs to me now I may have given a hundred dollars worth of singles to a bird.
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I asked her her name and in a high-pitch chirp she said "Caw! Caw!", which I'm assuming translates to Lola. -
Why of course I have a tramp stamp, my collectible Charlie Chaplin stamp, the little tramp himself.
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As you can see I've stuck it right here above my ass. -
"Will you put a sock in it!?" I asked the Red Hot Chili Peppers as they were about to have sex.
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I can't believe they give it away give it away give it away so easily. That's how one gets little Fleas. -
Hey, Christopher Guest, Is it too much to ask for a respect-u-mentary every once in a while?!?
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No silly made-up joke names like "Harry Shearer" -
I'd like to play Devil's Advocate if I could, but I can't find my Al Pacino action figure anywhere.
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Hoo-ah moved my little friend? -
How many roads must a man walk down before he becomes known as Mr. Asphalt: Walker of Roads?
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2? 3?! -
The Simpsons have predicted it again, I just ate my shorts.
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They also predicted my jaundice. -
No one ever asked Jeeves how HE was doing and that's why we lost him so damn young.
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And I had to hear it from Bing!? Chandler Bing, my work acquaintance. -
As a strapless handbag salesman I really came in clutch. That's why they fired me.
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I was also a "pinch hitter" neither of which was apparently "appropriate touching". -
In about an hour- hour and a half tops, The Funk Soul Brother.
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For this performance the Funk Soul Brother will be portrayed by the Funk Soul Cousin