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Everything posted by Pat Chaddams
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Hey you, nice boobies. Sorry, I'm not as good at this as my brother. I'm a real Ron Juan.
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I'm good keeping your hands warm though. I'm the World's Greatest Glover -
The Satyr was sadder than anyone at the seder, He wanted to solder the set for his satire instead.
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So he just sat sadly with his Setter. -
You see that sugar-crusted lens over there? Smile, you're on candied camera.
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You see that flashing red light in the Voltaire satire. Smile, you're on Candide camera. -
Due to a lack of commas and attribution dashes I think therefor I am René Descartes.
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Also the important thing is to never stop questioning Albert Einstein. No matter how dead he is. -
Any advice on bonding with your rebellious adopted highway?
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I just want it to be comfortable enough to tell me it's a biway. -
I know babies come from a stork, I just don't know why my father fucked one in the first place.
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Apologies to Warner Brothers if I stole the plot of "Storks" I haven't seen it yet. -
Up next, "Good Taiwan, Miss Saigon (You sure like to fall)" by Little Richard Nixon
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I pride myself on my timely humour and strictly American spellings. -
Good news gang, I've got a green thumb. I mean bad news, I've got a gangrene thumb
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Thumbs up, wait no, I mean off. -
Your honor, I'm sorry, I only chopped up those fruits to please the elusive Blenderman.
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I'm sure my public defenderman has told you I'm a first offenderman -
Fun slang kids; Call finishing off a carton of orange juice "pulling a reverse Nicole Brown Simpson"
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Or "Avenging Ron Goldman" -
I hope you like role-playing games because I'm in my dungeon with full drag on
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Would a ninth level mage fuck me, I'd fuck me