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Everything posted by Pat Chaddams
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Me kangaroo's safeword is Qantas.
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You can Kangaroo Jack-off if you want. -
As my hero Australian Powers used to say "That horny dingo ate my child, baby"
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This shameless pandering is gonna come back and get me like a boomerang to the face. -
H.P. no care about awards, H.P. love craft.
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Cthulhu Ferrigno. -
Oh, you said "SPOIL yourself"... Well then, I'm going to treat myself to a new pair of pants.
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This kind of joke is beneath me... Which is also where my poopy underwear are. -
I poured Ooze on my teenage turtles but all they got was radiation poisoning.
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Cowabunga indeed. -
Hey Grandma, How do you flush your stair-climbing toilet? Oh God, I've made a huge mistake.
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Back downstairs with you. -
Paul Bunyan and Charlie Callas saw Korn perform in blistering heat, but, trouble was afoot
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Thinking of a well known athlete's foot for this catchphrase was my achilles heel. -
With the market looking the way it is I must advise you to "Sell, Sell Birdie"
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I'd also advise my son that he come out to the family as sell-sexual -
Wake up, Sheeple! You're a triumph of inter-species gene splicing, don't sleep the day away.
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Don't Dilly-Dolly -
Gather 'round kids, I want to tell you about the time I watched "How I Met Your Mother"
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Meh. The end. Now off to bed with you, you little beasts. -
Sorry I keep forgetting the stage directions for this Grizzly Man stage show. It's my cross to bear.
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Exit, pursued and subsequently eaten by a bear. -
Here I am, drunk as a skunk, and getting yelled at by animal control for feeding booze to skunks.
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Might've just been a cat with a stripe painted on it. -
I've developed an Asian robot to do all my hard math problems. I call it "The Problem-Matic".
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Please stop sexualizing it.