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  1. Pat Chaddams
    HR Giger, I mean. He'd prefer we all stand on some kind of penis monster.
  2. Pat Chaddams
    or, The Modern Prometheus and his pal, Donkey.
  3. Pat Chaddams
    Remember a time when we had all just gotten over virtual insanity?
  4. Pat Chaddams
    When the clock strikes two, three and four... we're probably going to be annoyed; it's really disruptive to sleep/conversation.
  5. Pat Chaddams
    But you're right, It's probably nothing.
  6. Pat Chaddams
    Bang Bang into your mouth.
  7. Pat Chaddams
    I'd love to rearrange the planets to put Pluto next to Uranus. Even Disney dogs love to sniff a good asshole.
  8. Pat Chaddams
    Kato-killy dokilly
  9. Pat Chaddams
    Oh, nope, it's Scrawny the Brawny Chihuahua.
  10. Pat Chaddams
    Also he's pretty into pasta dishes and abusing dogs.
  11. Pat Chaddams
    It's just off the Hershey highway. Route 322 in Pennsylvania.
  12. Pat Chaddams
    His unitard is drooping a lot less.
  13. Pat Chaddams
    Now trade me that big-titty Vampirella statue
  14. Pat Chaddams
    Ah yes, the high-stakes world of catchphrase poaching.
  15. Pat Chaddams
    God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man walks dinosaur.
  16. Pat Chaddams
    Also my TV, radio and computer broke so I need to get all my news secondhand from you, my foot doctor.
  17. Pat Chaddams
    Is your heart even in this, Jet fuel?
  18. Pat Chaddams
    Sorry 33 jars, one of these is a peach Snapple.
  19. Pat Chaddams
    We had to move to a nice, quiet Jewish neighborhood so my kids could be serene, uh, at schul.
  20. Pat Chaddams
    In with the old, out with Xenu.
  21. Pat Chaddams
    What's the opposite of Rob Schneider? The concept of goodness, love, joy and all that is right in the world?
  22. Pat Chaddams
    We took our eyes off Kel for one second and look what happened to him.
  23. Pat Chaddams
    I can see his sprout.
  24. Pat Chaddams
    "You can do eet" - God to Moses atop Mt. Sinai
  25. Pat Chaddams
    Bic lighters have a similar, albeit far more horrifying, origin.
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