Pat Chaddams

It does help explain my overall acceptance of all the Whos down in Whoville, and my raging power-boners (mostly unrelated to the Whos).

I suppose they still would've mauled him to death. Werner Herzog needs SOMETHING to listen to.

Stevie wonder if he can ever trust again after Will Smith AND DJ Jazzy Jeff ditched him on the wild wild west MTV movie awards stage.

We all vaulted.

Did somebody say... wood?

And Dandy Richter didn't test well in the Bible Belt.

I believe I had requested Ryan Style.

Also I pinned a tail on the donkey when I came in and it barked at me and ran off. Sorry guys, get back to sleep.

And Matt Damon was great as Huck Finn's friend Jim.

Also for the record he's just in the closet. The literal closet. It actually shares a wall with your bathroom. Try knocking.

And I suppose you were talking about trading cards when you said you'd give me a rookie Dick Butkus.

He's also not great at sentence construction.

No I will not stop putting spinach in the socket.

Of course this means I interpret She-Ra as Ra the Egyptian sun god. What's so wrong with that?

Not very Boombastic at all, dude.

I'm also a bit of a Miranda, because I wrote Hamilton. And a Samantha because I'm married to two different ad executives named Darrin. And I'm a Charlotte because my only friends are farm animals.

Now we gotta get Fonzie in here to punch it back to functioning.

Don't worry kids, it's not just horrifying, it's also pretty racist.

My wife and kids are really putting the ghost in ghost pepper.

And now our malodorous hit "Candle with Hair"

Right now it's virgin but I'm hoping for air lingus by the end of the year.

Also all your references are punks and runts.

Whoops-a-daisy.

The drying competition will begin after my goddamn neighbor unloads her scumbag step-son's Powerman 5000 t-shirts that've been sitting in there all goddamn afternoon!

I'm in the Caligula suite.