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Pat Chaddams

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  1. Pat Chaddams
    Bob Balaban did an unaired pilot about baseball called "Pitch", so this joke tracks.
  2. Pat Chaddams
    I also kneel during the popular prayer "Zombie" by The Cranberries.
  3. Pat Chaddams
    I must remain in hiding for the time being as I'm wanted for the ass-kicking of Beck, Hanson, Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
  4. Pat Chaddams

    It's Not Christmas

    Pat Chaddams posted a topic in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

  5. Pat Chaddams
    If he had a hammer...
  6. Pat Chaddams
    All Cops Are Bangles
  7. Pat Chaddams
    My secret family doesn't know about the stunts either. I don't want them worrying about me.
  8. Pat Chaddams
    He's normal height, he just looks like Tim Conway
  9. Pat Chaddams
    See U Next Tuesday, Mr. Grinch.
  10. Pat Chaddams
    Also could you shave your Hairy Belafonte
  11. Pat Chaddams
    U! S! A! Network U! S! A! Network
  12. Pat Chaddams
    You'll be getting no puss in those.
  13. Pat Chaddams
    Try as I might I can't make lemon laws disappear.
  14. Pat Chaddams
    We got everything you want, provided you want several species of monkeys... And who doesn't want that?!
  15. Pat Chaddams
    Jules and Jim Make a Porno.
  16. Pat Chaddams
    I don't need to be asked to be tipped over, my high center of gravity all but assures it.
  17. Pat Chaddams
    Everybody look what's going down. A little bald-headed French-Canadian bitch boy.
  18. Pat Chaddams
    I mean... It could happen.
  19. Pat Chaddams
    I am not disputing my general chumpiness, or my genital chump penis.
  20. Pat Chaddams
    I don't know where my Soul is but I do know where your Kia Soul is, because again, I just took a shit on it.
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  22. Pat Chaddams
    It did not bring De Joy, as it were.
  23. Pat Chaddams
    I also have contempt for that Parliament of Owls.
  24. Pat Chaddams
    He just wants to hug his friend Mecha-Patrick Stewart
  25. Pat Chaddams
    Mother Goosekowski
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