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Pat Chaddams

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    I'm a real social butterfly and you'd all see that if you'd stop running out of the room when I emerge from my chrysalis at the end of my pupal stage.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm afraid I can't support your candidate for the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, her titties just aren't itty bitty enough.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm an open book. Unfortunately that book is open to some pretty erotic, pretty graphic McdonaldLand fan fiction.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm Catholic but I'm not trying to ram it down anyone's throat, I mean, I'm not a priest.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm fit as a fiddle, which my doctor tells me is a terribly unhealthy shape for a human body to be.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm going to be completely open and honest with you, Judge Judy, I'm peeing on your leg and it seems like you're super into it.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm in big trouble, I knocked up a medical examiner and from what I've been told nobody puts baby in a coroner.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm just spitballing here but what about an old-timey Romanian Blacula? Also, sorry about all those spitballs.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm putting y'all on blast, which is to say I'm putting you on a destructive wave of highly compressed air spreading outward from an explosion.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm rooting for you, Elon Musk, so I can finally have a clear answer of who my LEAST favorite Martian is.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm sorry I can't focus right now, I just heard the Knopfler boys were in grave danger.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm sorry Mr. Flea, you never graduated college, Cole Porter was very insistant that only educated fleas are deserving of love. You'll die alone.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm sorry, all we have available is a John Wilkes High-top.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm sorry, you're just not cutting the mustard and you've struggled to dice the mayonnaise. You're fired from my weird sandwich shop.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm terribly sorry, there must have been some confusion. I'm Cedric the Ascertainer, and I think I've figured out exactly where we went wrong here.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've been eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream for years. Well they just found out and boy, are those famous Stillers mad at me.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've been ordered to pay out my small claims settlement entirely in accordions. That's the last time I appear before Judge Judy Tenuta.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've been trying to work my way through the TV show "Dark Angel" since 2000, Completing the series has become a real Jessica Albatross around my neck.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've developed an Asian robot to do all my hard math problems. I call it "The Problem-Matic".

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've got a one track mind. Always thinking about monorails. Sexy, sexy, monorails.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've got a severe case of the munchies, or, as you call them, crabs.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've never heard of this "Gone With The Wind" but if you ask me the undisputed best period film is 1976's "Carrie".

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've perfectly recreated Noah's Arc... Noah Wyle's character arc from ER, that is. Plus I added a few dinosaurs. Kids love Dinos!

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've seen Countless vampire movies, but in my opinion, the best ones have Counts in them

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've tripped on acid twice in my life, to answer your question about why both of my feet are burned off.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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