Pat Chaddams

Listen, I don't want to blow my own horn here but I'm kinda the best bully in this orchestra, so give me your trumpet, nerd!

By Pat Chaddams, October 2, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Listen, I'm no two-pump chump. But it is my sincere hope that someday, with practice, I'll make it to that second pump.

By Pat Chaddams, September 22, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Listen, I'm too sexy for my shirt, so much so that it physically hurts me, and I'm pretty sure cats WALK around this PetCo, so where better to shake my little tush!?

By Pat Chaddams, August 11, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Listen, whatever Hot Cheetos do in the privacy of their own home is fine but I wish they'd stop sashaying around, flaunting it in my face.

By Pat Chaddams, September 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Little Jack Horner sat on the corner, poor and destitute. He eats a discarded cocktail onion off his dirty thumb.

By Pat Chaddams, August 22, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Long time caller, first time listener. What the hell is this show and why won't you answer your phone!?!

By Pat Chaddams, November 7, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Look at me! I'm a bald-headed Canadian improviser. You've made a Mochrie of me!

By Pat Chaddams, January 31, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Look at this caricature I drew of the voice of Bugs Bunny, what's his name... I'm drawing a blanc.

By Pat Chaddams, November 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Lorne Michaels continues bravely doing his part to ensure the people have means to watch Kenan. Y'see, you've got to watch Kenan cuz Kenan be schemin'

By Pat Chaddams, April 5, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

M-I-C- See ya real soon K-E-Y- Why, because you're Mickey Rourke and I'm your parole officer.

By Pat Chaddams, October 31, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Make like a tree and let my Scottish friends compete to chop and hurl you.

By Pat Chaddams, July 20, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Mama said knock you up, So LL Cool J didn't pull out, making him quite right about it not being a cum back.

By Pat Chaddams, November 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Mark Twain, whilst visiting Maine, couldn't refrain from getting high on cocaine and running a train on Carol Kane with David Wain and Frasier Crane.

By Pat Chaddams, July 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Maybe I can't write you a symphony, but I CAN shoot boogers onto a canvas. I'm a real Wolfgang Amadeus Nose-Art

By Pat Chaddams, September 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Maybe let's also hug out me calling you the B word?

By Pat Chaddams, January 22, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Maybe she's born with it... maybe it just grew there, either way she should probably have a doctor look at it.

By Pat Chaddams, July 27, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

MC Hammer still works his first job, Oakland A's Batboy. He'd leave, but fears quitting would call in-2 question his legitimacy.

By Pat Chaddams, June 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Me, I'm more of an early riser. Because I appeared in Diner, Beverly Hills Cop and Aliens.

By Pat Chaddams, June 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Meanwhile, somewhere in the deep south, someone calling himself "Dan Whitney the Shitty Comedian" fixes people's cable.

By Pat Chaddams, March 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Meet George Jetson, Space pervert.

By Pat Chaddams, January 19, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Michael Jordan gave him a run for his money, but ultimately Adolf Hitler was the Michael Jordan of little Hitler mustaches.

By Pat Chaddams, September 11, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Michael, Diane and Alex P. You've got to be Keaton me, buster!

By Pat Chaddams, May 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner... More drinks! You're in the beverage district, baby!

By Pat Chaddams, June 28, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner... More drinks! You're in the beverage district, baby!

By Pat Chaddams, May 16, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Modern Family is a great show, but sometimes I'm a little taken aback by the racy jokes from Sophia Vagina.

By Pat Chaddams, February 5, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions