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    No, Michael Jackson, I don't remember the time. That's what my watch is for.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Now that's a horse of a different color, which explains why he's disproportionately punished for minor drug offenses.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Now that's what I call a Joy ride. Thanks for the sex, Ms. Behar.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Now, I dont know that God is a man with a long white beard But a man fitting that description IS eyeballing all the Egyptian babies in my neighborhood

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Now, I see here on your application you attended Rock-Rock-Rock-Rock Rock and Roll High School. Unfortunately they lack Ac-Ac-Ac-Ac Accreditation.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, not a single one has any Zima, What gives, gin joints?

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Oh great, a stretch Tesla. The newest "invention" from Elongated Musk.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Oh, I get it now. Stevie wonder what everything looks like.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Oh, The comic strip Dick Tracy! Let me put on my pants real quick and put away this paper and pencil.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Oh, when Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson do it it's hilarious but when I crash my way into a wedding I "ran over the bride's mother and crippled her".

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Oh, you miss the beloved Canadian comedian John Candy, I was worried something had happened to the stash of sweets I keep hidden in my toilet.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Oh, you said "SPOIL yourself"... Well then, I'm going to treat myself to a new pair of pants.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ohhhh, You wanted the kids to perform "Grease's Hand Jive". It really sounded like you said "Greasy Hand Job"... I see now why I've been fired.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    OK Danny, You can leave Santa's Workshop to become a film composer but you'll need a convincing human alias.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Okay everyone, the man is 36 years old. I think we can start calling him Ryan Goose.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Okay Sony, It's about a gangsta from the streets with his bangs in his face and eyeliner on. It's called "The Emo G Movie".

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Okay, smart guy. Just how many egg baskets am I supposed to have?

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    One British actor in a MO-CAP suit? This is the second worst circus I've ever seen. I'm looking at you, Family Circus.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    One smart fella, he felt smart. That is until I jammed my little butt in his face and cut loose. Not so smart now, asshole!

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Only three more shopping days until Christmas, spaced out over the next 7 months or so. Can you guess which days? I sure hope so because Santa's watching and he's got a gun in his mouth.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Paul Bunyan and Charlie Callas saw Korn perform in blistering heat, but, trouble was afoot

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    People of London, take cover! A 30 foot actor is treading the city as if it were the very boards of the Old Vic. Yes! Beware the Terror of Gargantu-Ian McKellan!

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Personally I prefer the French fairy tale Jacques and the Bean Stack. Frenchy weirdo sure stacks some beans.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Personally I'm more of a Carrie, because my first period gave me telekinetic powers.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. If we ration it out right this pizza could feed our poverty-stricken family for weeks

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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