Pat Chaddams
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Slow down officer, I did not know scalping was illegal outside a concert venue and I certainly didn't realize it doesn't involve a tomahawk.
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Some kids play House, some kids play Doctor. Me, I liked to play "Dr. House" until my pill addiction spiraled out of control and worried my parents.
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Sorry for kicking you in the family jewels but you have to admit your scrotum's a weird place to keep diamond encrusted heirlooms.
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Sorry Guardians of the Galaxy, there's only one Star-Lord for me. And that's Star-Jesus.
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Sorry handicapped friends, I'm leaving you behind. You don't dance, and if you don't dance then you're no friends of mine.
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Sorry I keep forgetting the stage directions for this Grizzly Man stage show. It's my cross to bear.
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Sorry to leave you behind fellas but I've got to look out for Number One. This pee's not gonna hunt itself.
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Sorry we can't help with your turtle monsters, but we'll take a look at that sink for ya. We're Frank and Dan, The Acceptable Mario Brothers.
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Spotlight on Melbourne: A city struggling to recover after the year's harvest was once again destroyed by Nicholas Cave and His Bad Seeds.
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Stay away from Fran, she's a real bad egg, you know, because she's infertile.
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Step right up and witness foot-punching so hard it'll knock your socks off!
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Stop crying Olive Oyl. You knew this was a possibility since we wask first introduced. Now grabs some rags and help me clean up me eye juice.
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Stuart Little got a blowjob in his little RC car. Now that's what I call getting "rodent-head".
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Sure I'm LGBT, I Love Getting Bait and Tackle... Also I'm gay.
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Sure the charges might say otherwise, but I feel like my genitals definitely got some decent exposure today.
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Sure, blood is thicker than water but I don't think it added anything to the slip and slide.
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Sure, I expected Peter Weller to Robo-cop a feel but I didn't think he'd Fuckaroo my Brown-eye.
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Sure, JK Simmons is great in comedies, but in dramas I far prefer "You guys, I'm Totally Serious" Simmons.
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Sure, this is bad but it's gonna be even worse later when I'm TRYING to take a big nasty dump and a silent little fart comes out.
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Take me down to the overpriced city where the gas costs tons a beer's 12.50
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Talk about a ship-to-Shore miscommunication. I just sent all my parcels to the star of Bio-Dome and Son in Law, buuuuuddy.
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Thank you all for coming to our house for this performance. We're the Stationary Willburys.
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That guy that keeps breaking in and stealing my livestock really gets my goat.
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That MTV newsman packing boxes onto a truck gave nothing but short, rude answers. What a curt loader!
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