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Topics posted by Pat Chaddams
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Ohhhh, You wanted the kids to perform "Grease's Hand Jive". It really sounded like you said "Greasy Hand Job"... I see now why I've been fired.
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At first Ted was Danson but not for Shelly Long before George Wendt to eat some Ratzenbergers
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Sadly, for those suffering from New Wave blindness, there is no Cure.
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Could black mold be hiding where you least expect it? Plus tonight's Lotto numbers and sports with Chet, tonight at 11 with me, Robert Palmer's doctor
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I'm going to be completely open and honest with you, Judge Judy, I'm peeing on your leg and it seems like you're super into it.
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I'm rooting for you, Elon Musk, so I can finally have a clear answer of who my LEAST favorite Martian is.
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Yo, VIP, Let's kick it. You're clearly very important and can get away with kicking whatever you want.
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Hey man, cool your jets, they're melting my steel beams.
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Cream, Cream, Gatorade. Around the corner legs are splayed.
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IMD-become death, destroyer of worlds, compiler of goofs.
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Depending on the length of your blinks, Daniel Day Lewis might have a blink-and-you'll-miss-it role in Lincoln.
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I'm sorry, all we have available is a John Wilkes High-top.
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Chris Gaines' alter ego will actually be paying for the festivities. That's right, it's a party on Garth.
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Do you think a dog's ever like "New bone, who dis?" Or do you think dogs can't talk and even if they could there's no reason their bones would function as telephones?
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You're Once, Twice, Three times a lady. What I'm trying to say is you're huge. The size of three normal ladies.
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Have I got a pitch for you, It's a show about NOTHING... except for this one cat-hungry alien from Melmac, and I dunno, maybe slap some Bazingas in there.
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The Symphony Orchestra was Sublime... at least that's what I started to suspect after the 3rd time they played "Santeria".
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Treasure every moment with your parents. You never know when it will be your last chance to tell your Mom the babysitter's dead.
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My favorite character from Police Academy is the guy who makes all the funny sounds, GW Bailey as Lieutenant Harris. "Carey Mahoney, You'd better get your act together!" What a funny collection of sounds.
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Don't Drink, Don't Smoke, What do you do? Snort Cocaine. Something tells me you're familiar with it, Adam Ant.
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There is no bond like the bond between Man and Wife, except Gold Bond, the powder for his itchy taint.
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Welcome to Chuck Woolery's Chuck and Woolery, for the finest in cow meat and cable knit sweaters from the worst in right-wing extremist game show hosts.
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They should've gone with the full title "Love, actually... gas. Yup, just some gas, sorry my dudes."
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That's right, Dad. I sell loose tobacco and I'm Damn Proud Of It! Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
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I've got a severe case of the munchies, or, as you call them, crabs.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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