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The Symphony Orchestra was Sublime... at least that's what I started to suspect after the 3rd time they played "Santeria".
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The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, scunt!
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There is no bond like the bond between Man and Wife, except Gold Bond, the powder for his itchy taint.
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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had lotsa sex in Nantucket. Yes, he had lots of sex. a whole lot of sex. And this all took place in Nantucket.
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There was a big ribbon-cutting at the new Jo-Ann Fabrics. I hope they catch the guy who did it. Also there was an armed robbery and Jo-Ann was killed.
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There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o. The man's, that is. The dog's name-o was Roger McPherson.
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There's no business like show business, except the shoe business and that's really only close in spelling.
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These ARE comic books! Bill Cosby is a comic. And by following his advice on fatherhood you can be the real super man.
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They call it Panda Express but it took them hours to procure me the panda meat I requested. God bless 'em though, they did it and they did it well.
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They call me Slim Jim, because I'm a greasy meat stick and "Macho Man" Randy Savage used to yell at me a lot.
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They say Beetlejuice is the ghost with the most but the poor guy doesn't even have a child bride.
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They should've called that show One and a Half Men. That's right, I'm on to you, Space Alien Jon Cryer.
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They should've gone with the full title "Love, actually... gas. Yup, just some gas, sorry my dudes."
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Things were hard for DJ Kool, growing up in a house where he had to ask permission to clear his throat, but boy did it pay off.
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This has been a great birthday and the icing on the cake is... Hey, what the hell?! There's no icing on this cake. This is a terrible birthday!
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This may sound dumb, but me no know numbers and lebbers.
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This might sound homophobic but frankly I love gay people. Phew, that didn't end up sounding homophobic at all.
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This shirt seems tailored for a hunch, and the pants won't stay up without assistance. These are fit for a Larry King.
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This Thanksgiving, remember, our children's hands are not actually turkeys and we shouldn't chop their thumbs off and eat those little hands.
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Though they failed to overthrow their warlord dictator, History will not soon forget the brave fighters of the Dance Dance Revolution.
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Thousands more deaths reported in China this year after their fire drills led to victims scrambling to reposition and jump back into burning buildings
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Me kangaroo's safeword is Qantas.
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To clarify, I prefer it when you call me medium-sized Poppa
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Today on House Hunters, we shoot Hugh Laurie with a high-powered rifle.
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