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I am Batman... Not the famous one, but I do shit in a cave.
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Yes that WAS a cat driving a car you saw in the latest Avengers. Marvel has revealed the entire series has been taking place inside the Toonce-iverse.
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Look at this caricature I drew of the voice of Bugs Bunny, what's his name... I'm drawing a blanc.
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Everyone's got their definitive cast of SNL and for me that will always be Kelsey Grammer, Andy Milonakis and of course, my beloved Ms. Swan.
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I lead a double life, standing in for actors, doing stunts, blocking the lighting and cheating on my wife.
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I'm going to be completely open and honest with you, Judge Judy, I'm peeing on your leg and it seems like you're super into it.
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Your little burgers seem fine too but MY castle is for all races.
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Girl, get off your knees, into a church then right back down on those knees, you've been slurping the devil's chowder.
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Carol Burnett used to tug her earlobe as a secret message to her grandmother and week after week it never failed to make Old Droopy Lobes Burnett cry.
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I remember when MTV used to stand for Music Television and VH1 used to stand for Vehicular Homicide 1.
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Jaywalking is no joke. It's a crime, you denim buffoon.
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Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash, but we do have whatever a Galecki is!
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The first attempt to film "Almost Famous" was a complete failure. That's the last time we hire Camera-Off Crowe.
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As I watched the life leave his eyes I knew that I would never be Virtuous Knieval again.
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Harvey Wallbanger? Harvey barely even knows her, but that's never stopped him before. He's a Weinstein, dammit!
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The Symphony Orchestra was Sublime... at least that's what I started to suspect after the 3rd time they played "Santeria".
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I'm a huge fan of Scarface. He was great in The Master and I anxiously await his take on the Joker.
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No one ever asked Jeeves how HE was doing and that's why we lost him so damn young.
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Everyone's trying to save the Post Office but post-Office Steve Carrell made Welcome To Marwen and that wasn't very good at all!
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I'm rooting for you, Elon Musk, so I can finally have a clear answer of who my LEAST favorite Martian is.
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They should've gone with the full title "Love, actually... gas. Yup, just some gas, sorry my dudes."
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There was a big ribbon-cutting at the new Jo-Ann Fabrics. I hope they catch the guy who did it. Also there was an armed robbery and Jo-Ann was killed.
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It is with a heavy heart I must report the results of my medical examination. My doctor says I have a severely oversized, overweight heart.
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