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I can count on one hand the amount of warts I have. 47 on the left hand alone!
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I cut off my nose to spite my face but it turns out It's actually a much better look for me and now my stupid face won't stop gloating about it.
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I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, because I'm a normal human being and I close BOTH of my eyes when I sleep.
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I died and went to heaven and when I arrived at the pearly gates God just kept telling everyone that James Lipton can go fuck himself.
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I do what I can and I can what I do. That's right, I keep my shit in cans, folks.
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I don't have the best hearing but I think my wife is upset I keep bring my floppy disk into the bedroom.
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I don't know why they call them slacks, they're working pretty hard to contain this erection.
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I don't know, I feel like if you called it the "John Lydon Apple Orchard" You'd do a lot more business.
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I don't practice Santeria, I'm just THAT good at it.
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I don't want to go on a tirade here but we're breaking into Delta House and stealing all their formal men's neckwear.
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I drink two gallons of LaCroix a day. Wait, I'm pronouncing that wrong. I drink two gallons of LIQUOR a day.
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I either just auditioned for "A Chorus Line" or starred in an incredibly limited run of it.
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I feel like fighting for survival in a postapocalyptic wasteland is Mad Minimum and yelling antisemitic slurs at a cop is Mad Max.
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I get off on sucking my own toes. Oh no, that was too much information. I really put my foot in my mouth.
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I got kicked off the elliptical for too much high-pitched talk about my Hot Pockets, I won't make that gym gaffe again.
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I guess I must be the idiot because the Navy seems to think my popped eye would make me an inferior sailor man.
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I guess you could say I'm hung like a horse, as I was lowered in a harness onto my lover, Catherine the Great.
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I had heard your toilets flush backwards, I had no idea that meant it was going to shoot human waste at me. Needless to say, m'day has not been Guh.
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I had unprotected sex with a pizza, got a real case of the Noids. Could this have been avoided? Not if you saw this pizza.
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I hate to disagree with you, doctor but I have a collection of videotapes on this very subject that tell me my son is being diagnosed with DORFism
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I have a lot to say about politics, but bear in mind... I'm sorry, I got distracted, I was thinking about a bear.
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I have a theory that Stacey Keach is actually 2 actors, himself and another he becomes after standing in a magical box. A "Powers Booth", if you will.
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I hope you like role-playing games because I'm in my dungeon with full drag on
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I just barely qualify as a medical anomaly in the world of dermatological dentistry. Just by the skin of my teeth.
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