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    Why is the character called Big Bird? Shouldn't he be called... Actually, you know what, Big Bird suits him pretty well.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Girl, get off your knees, into a church then right back down on those knees, you've been slurping the devil's chowder.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Yeah, I'm pretty gothic, as I'm sure you can tell by my ribbed vaults and flying buttresses.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Young, Dumb and Fee Fi Fo Fum, This giant is down to fuck.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The best part of Sam Raimi's Spiderman would have to be Willem, the foe.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I think we should have separate water fountains. All of us. Individual water fountains for all. Fucking water fountains everywhere.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Okay Sony, It's about a gangsta from the streets with his bangs in his face and eyeliner on. It's called "The Emo G Movie".

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Now that's what I call a Joy ride. Thanks for the sex, Ms. Behar.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o. The man's, that is. The dog's name-o was Roger McPherson.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    More like Netflix and ill. I just streamed the content of my bowels all over your couch!

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Now that's a horse of a different color, which explains why he's disproportionately punished for minor drug offenses.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and Toyota. What the hell is a Steve Corolla, anyway?

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ah, but no one ever said not to lick my gift horse in the south.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Maybe she's born with it... maybe it just grew there, either way she should probably have a doctor look at it.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You might say I Eat, Pray, Loved this movie. That concludes my review of The Godfather. Next up, Godzilla. You might say I Eat, Pray, Loved this movie

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The Conner's was a boy, the Tanner's was a girl but the best TV DJ of 1991 has got to be Grandmaster B. Better luck next year, MC Night Court.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You say you've got a blue futon? I say you're wasting your time. Just call that bad-boy a bluton.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    All the poop came out of the holes all over my shoe like a god-damn play-doh spaghetti factory. It was a real croc of shit.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's true, there's a place in France where the naked ladies dance, but you kids are using that hole in the wall entirely wrong.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I love my fur-babies so much but my wife insists I just call them babies and stop bringing her massive pubes, whence they emerged, into it.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    That ventriloquist's doll is a real dummy. I'm sorry, that's not politically correct. He's "mentally challenged".

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Personally I prefer the French fairy tale Jacques and the Bean Stack. Frenchy weirdo sure stacks some beans.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I love eating a big long sandwich with Shane MacGowan. Yes, the Hoagie Pougey's what it's all about.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I just got back from doing donuts in the parking lot. Needless to say the seats are full of crumbs and my penis is covered in a sugary glaze.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The name's Jim. I'm a prison guard who steals and deals precious gems on the side. I'm Jim the Jewel-Man Jailer.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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