Pat Chaddams
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I drink two gallons of LaCroix a day. Wait, I'm pronouncing that wrong. I drink two gallons of LIQUOR a day.
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Whoa Black Betty, your nickname seems problematic. I'm just gonna call you Betty... Anywho, Betty, Bam-ba-lam. I guess that's it.
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Who's that tart berry in the tinted glasses and the neckerchief? Why it's Cranberry Bogdanovich.
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Guys, I just got so hammered at the bar. Except the bar was outside and all the guys hitting me with hammers were wearing construction hats.
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Bad news Mr. Doodles, Binky ran away from the circus to join a family.
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Gilmore Girls? I couldn't agree more. I say gill all the girls and have them establish an underwater colony.
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Wow, England, 2016. Allow me to speak some Modern English to you, I'll just stretch my hands across the sea and melt with you.
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Heynong Manchester, Welcome to CBB, and I don't mean your beloved Celebrity Big Brother
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Alright kids, let's get out there and win this little league game. Not for the trophy and not for the title but for me, the adult man on the team.
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I've tripped on acid twice in my life, to answer your question about why both of my feet are burned off.
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Everyone in Hollywood is chasing that shiny golden naked bald guy with a sword, Ben Kingsley's on the loose.
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Which member of the Black Eyed Peas was in X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Rio? I'll check Will I.M.D.B.
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Maybe I can't write you a symphony, but I CAN shoot boogers onto a canvas. I'm a real Wolfgang Amadeus Nose-Art
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You know what they say about big feet, They're 9 feet tall, hairy, ape-like creatures rumored to be found in the Pacific Northwest.
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I'm sorry Mr. Flea, you never graduated college, Cole Porter was very insistant that only educated fleas are deserving of love. You'll die alone.
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Don't mind this big viscous lump on my face, I've always been blessed with the gift of gob.
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Hey you, nice boobies. Sorry, I'm not as good at this as my brother. I'm a real Ron Juan.
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I died and went to heaven and when I arrived at the pearly gates God just kept telling everyone that James Lipton can go fuck himself.
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The Satyr was sadder than anyone at the seder, He wanted to solder the set for his satire instead.
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You see that sugar-crusted lens over there? Smile, you're on candied camera.
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Due to a lack of commas and attribution dashes I think therefor I am René Descartes.
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Any advice on bonding with your rebellious adopted highway?
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Coming up, on HBO, Taxi-Cast confessions. Forgive Tony Danza, father, for he has sinned against Judd Hirsch.
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I know babies come from a stork, I just don't know why my father fucked one in the first place.
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Up next, "Good Taiwan, Miss Saigon (You sure like to fall)" by Little Richard Nixon
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