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    Her name was Lola, She was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in her hair and feathers all over the rest of her too, a great big set of wings and a hell of a beak. It occurs to me now I may have given a hundred dollars worth of singles to a bird.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You're telling me Misters Michel-Basquiat and Monet hit the road in a badass Honda Odyssey!? That's a real Jean-Claude van, Damn.

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    What's your favorite Disney movie with more than 6 Tim Conways in it? Mine's Snow White and the Seven Dorfs.

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    Why of course I have a tramp stamp, my collectible Charlie Chaplin stamp, the little tramp himself.

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    Today was rough, I came on the Subway and they had the audacity to make me clean my ejaculate off the glass before they would make my sandwich.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There's no business like show business, except the shoe business and that's really only close in spelling.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Will you put a sock in it!?" I asked the Red Hot Chili Peppers as they were about to have sex.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey, Christopher Guest, Is it too much to ask for a respect-u-mentary every once in a while?!?

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here's the thing, It's time to wake up and smell the coffee, but don't drink it, coffee is for closers not rude thoughtless little pigs.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'd like to play Devil's Advocate if I could, but I can't find my Al Pacino action figure anywhere.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I just barely qualify as a medical anomaly in the world of dermatological dentistry. Just by the skin of my teeth.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dear AirBnB, The insidious demons were delightful hosts. They made this BlumHouse feel like a BlumHome. 5 stars

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Listen, I'm too sexy for my shirt, so much so that it physically hurts me, and I'm pretty sure cats WALK around this PetCo, so where better to shake my little tush!?

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's hard to find the perfect Fortnite dance for your wedding, but once you've found it all that's left is meeting a woman.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dapper Tuxedos, Comedy Southern Accent Lessons, Layer Cakes and Dragon Tattoos, all this and more on DanielCraigslist.com

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When the moon hits your eye it will be clear our space mission has gone disastrously wrong and your head will implode from the pressures of space.

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    How many roads must a man walk down before he becomes known as Mr. Asphalt: Walker of Roads?

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    The Simpsons have predicted it again, I just ate my shorts.

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    My favorite game has always been squirting water into the clown's mouth but the folks at Cirque Du Soleil weren't super into it.

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    No one ever asked Jeeves how HE was doing and that's why we lost him so damn young.

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    As a strapless handbag salesman I really came in clutch. That's why they fired me.

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    Don't fear the reaper, he's just a giant skeleton man in dark robes with a bladed weapon whose sole job is to kill you, you're being kind of a little bitch about this.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bananas!? Cans of tomato soup!? Is Andy Warhol making art or my lunch!? I eat a big, hearty lunch of soup-covered bananas every day.

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    In about an hour- hour and a half tops, The Funk Soul Brother.

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    Maybe let's also hug out me calling you the B word?

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