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Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's got a title or a picture on there, those can be pretty indicative of content.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time multiplied by cars. Leno's or Seinfeld's, either way, If it's not in a Hot Rod, It ain't funny!
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Mark Twain, whilst visiting Maine, couldn't refrain from getting high on cocaine and running a train on Carol Kane with David Wain and Frasier Crane.
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How many Hamiltons is it gonna cost me to upgrade to the Lin-Automatic Miranda
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If you love something, set it free, you're incapable of love and it's really dragging out this whole hostage crisis
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Don't be bringing those outdated references around here or I'll be telling you "You are the weakest link. Goodbye"
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"Knowledge is More Power" So says my life coach Tim "The Schoolhouse Rock man" Taylor, Then he usually grunts a lot. He claims those are conjunctions
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Babies are just like drunk people, after a certain point you just have to give them enough Vodka so they pass out.
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I've perfectly recreated Noah's Arc... Noah Wyle's character arc from ER, that is. Plus I added a few dinosaurs. Kids love Dinos!
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I cut off my nose to spite my face but it turns out It's actually a much better look for me and now my stupid face won't stop gloating about it.
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"Oh no, this is terrible news" replied Yoda, upon being told he'd had a stroke.
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Welcome to the Museum of Lactose Intolerance. Restrooms can be found everywhere... It's all bathrooms
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In space, no one can hear you scream, but they can see your face explode and use context clues to figure out that you were screaming
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Actor Wayne Knight lost over 100 pounds to help avoid typecasting. Now he looks like a new man. Hello, New man.
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If looking this good is a crime then call the ACLU. It's an unfair law and I want it off the books!
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Jazz is all about the notes you don't play. The best jazz is when you literally don't play any notes at all.
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Sure, blood is thicker than water but I don't think it added anything to the slip and slide.
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The shadowy figure's sword glints in the moonlight, he explains lunar rotation in a fun yet educational way. Such is battle with Bill Nye the Samurai
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One British actor in a MO-CAP suit? This is the second worst circus I've ever seen. I'm looking at you, Family Circus.
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If my dreamcatcher is any indicator, I've been dreaming about a dead, tangled-up bird for five nights in a row.
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I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, I'm just saying the big floppy hat and pick-axe make her look an awful lot like a prospector
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I either just auditioned for "A Chorus Line" or starred in an incredibly limited run of it.
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