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Boy, embalming that body and preparing it for burial was really quite an undertaking
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Which one is it, Paula? A Pound? A Stone? Is it a math problem? Paula 15 pounds? I'm missing my point here, can I borrow your blazer?
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Tonight on Shark Tank, have I got a pitch for you, it's a container for a dangerous underwater predator. I call it "Barracuda Cage"
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I showed up early to the hospital, wide awake and excited to finally have my eyes dimmed and bushy tail removed.
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I have a lot to say about politics, but bear in mind... I'm sorry, I got distracted, I was thinking about a bear.
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We were all having a blast sprayin down our bedspreads with hoses, then Jim, the wet blanket, showed up with a bone-dry comforter and ruined the party
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Like a viking funeral for Jeff and Beau, it's time to burn some bridges.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, or so I thought mere seconds before crashing into several trees.
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Houston, we have a problem and we will always have a problem. That's the Apollo Creed
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In the words of James Dean "Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today. And always drive as fast as you can on mountains"
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My House was destroyed in what turned out to be a landslide victory.
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Shame! Shame On Big Game Hunter Elmer Fudd. I mean, How hard is it to find a speech therapist?
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I'm sorry I can't focus right now, I just heard the Knopfler boys were in grave danger.
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The DVD has descriptions of how far apart all the actors are standing in each scene. It's under the spatial features.
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Shout out to Atlas, the original over-the-shoulder boulder holder.
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I'm a real social butterfly and you'd all see that if you'd stop running out of the room when I emerge from my chrysalis at the end of my pupal stage.
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Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz... That can't be good. Honey, You'd better call my gastroenterologist.
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I've developed an Asian robot to do all my hard math problems. I call it "The Problem-Matic".
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Here I am, drunk as a skunk, and getting yelled at by animal control for feeding booze to skunks.
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Sorry I keep forgetting the stage directions for this Grizzly Man stage show. It's my cross to bear.
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Gather 'round kids, I want to tell you about the time I watched "How I Met Your Mother"
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Alfred Hitchcock is my favorite director because his name is a combination of Hitch and Hancock. Double Will Smith, baby!
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Wake up, Sheeple! You're a triumph of inter-species gene splicing, don't sleep the day away.
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With the market looking the way it is I must advise you to "Sell, Sell Birdie"
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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