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Paul Bunyan and Charlie Callas saw Korn perform in blistering heat, but, trouble was afoot
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Hey Grandma, How do you flush your stair-climbing toilet? Oh God, I've made a huge mistake.
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They should've called that show One and a Half Men. That's right, I'm on to you, Space Alien Jon Cryer.
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I poured Ooze on my teenage turtles but all they got was radiation poisoning.
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The paint on the sunset set needs to set so don't bump it during your set. I was upset from the onset that you might bump this whole set of sets I set
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I don't know, I feel like if you called it the "John Lydon Apple Orchard" You'd do a lot more business.
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Life could be a dream, sweetheart. So I'm sorry, we can't make love until Christopher Nolan answers my question about the end of inception.
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Though they failed to overthrow their warlord dictator, History will not soon forget the brave fighters of the Dance Dance Revolution.
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Boy, for a company with Mickey Mouse as their mascot Disneyland sure did not like my backpack full of rats.
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Alright you ancient Chinese philosopher, how about a little less "Confucius say" and a little more Confucius splay
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Guy Fawkes' beard and mustache spread into a reddish fur as his ears grew to a point. The gypsy's curse had come to fruition. He had become Fox-Guy.
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Oh, you said "SPOIL yourself"... Well then, I'm going to treat myself to a new pair of pants.
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Hey Cupid, I'll tell ya what I don't love. Being shot with arrows. Now get the hell out of here, ya little diapered freak.
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Breaking News: A disappointed audience was brutally attacked after Byron Allen once again failed to leash his comics.
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...37, 42, 16 and in conclusion, 11. I'd like to thank Harvard University for inviting me to be today's Keno speaker. Congratulations graduates.
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As my hero Australian Powers used to say "That horny dingo ate my child, baby"
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Me kangaroo's safeword is Qantas.
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Hay, Colin, Who can those Men At Work in the land down under be now? That's right, Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious. Thanks for the shoe shine, fellas.
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I liked the movie "Sully" but found it odd that they changed the ending to a victory for the geese. Strong Anti-Fabio message too.
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Grow a blonde mustache? I don't know, I need to Martin Mull it over.
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I've got a one track mind. Always thinking about monorails. Sexy, sexy, monorails.
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Alright Larry, Maybe there will be time for your rural humor later but for now let's focus on setting up my Cinemax. Zane's Sex Chronicles is starting
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Australia may have invented the boomerang, but America perfected it with 1992s "Boomerang", starring Eddie Murphy.
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Australia, home to that big guy who loves to quote Cathy cartoons, Huge "Ack!" man.
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