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    The city of Melbourne used to be called Batmania. And the V in Batman v Superman stands for Victoria and Superman used to be called Marsupial-man.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey, I'm no Alfred Einstein but I know famous scientist's names.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You could visit a new Australian beach every day for over 27 years. It’s called being homeless.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I feel like fighting for survival in a postapocalyptic wasteland is Mad Minimum and yelling antisemitic slurs at a cop is Mad Max.

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    In Australia there are more kangaroos than people. And less kangaroo people than Tank Girl would have me believe.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Spotlight on Melbourne: A city struggling to recover after the year's harvest was once again destroyed by Nicholas Cave and His Bad Seeds.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Traveling with your pet and want to give them the comfort of a two-time Oscar winner? Try the new Cate Blanchett Crate Blanket.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Geoffrey's Rushing Hugo's Weaving and Russell can't stop Crowing about that Guy's Piercing eyes then Nicole Kids a man and Hugh- Oh my! Look away kids

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    In America we root root root for the home team, in Australia that's a quick way to be thrown out of the sports stadium.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I had heard your toilets flush backwards, I had no idea that meant it was going to shoot human waste at me. Needless to say, m'day has not been Guh.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Listen, whatever Hot Cheetos do in the privacy of their own home is fine but I wish they'd stop sashaying around, flaunting it in my face.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A census taker once tried to test me. I turned off all the lights and hid in my basement with some refried beans and a box of wine. Sluuuurp!

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't pray away the gay valet at Chez Français, You'll just delay the gourmet buffet complete with saute entree, soufflé, sorbet and chardonnay.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Alright Jeremy, Good luck with your mangled hand surgery. We'll keep our fingers-... We'll hope it works.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, not a single one has any Zima, What gives, gin joints?

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Coming up, on HBO, Taxi-Cast confessions. Forgive Tony Danza, father, for he has sinned against Judd Hirsch.

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    I hope you like role-playing games because I'm in my dungeon with full drag on

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fun slang kids; Call finishing off a carton of orange juice "pulling a reverse Nicole Brown Simpson"

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    Your honor, I'm sorry, I only chopped up those fruits to please the elusive Blenderman.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Shout-out to Billy Crudup, your name could've been Billy Crap-up or even Billy Shit-up, but you kept things classy... Priceless

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. If we ration it out right this pizza could feed our poverty-stricken family for weeks

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This shirt seems tailored for a hunch, and the pants won't stay up without assistance. These are fit for a Larry King.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Listen to the doctor who only spays and neuters underprivileged pets, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Try your best not to comment on or criticize Linda's egg shell covered floor, she's really sensitive about it.

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    Good news gang, I've got a green thumb. I mean bad news, I've got a gangrene thumb

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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