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    Does whatever a spider can, huh? Can you shake 8 hands at once, Spiderman? Or are you a dirty fucking web-headed liar?

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    Cool Harley, Man. I ride a Yamaha... Keyboard.

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    Get this dessert out of my eccentric beer loving face. I ordered a Banana Fosters!

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    Brevity, here meaning to speak succinctly, is the soul, which is to say the driving force of humor more specifically the subset of humor known as wit.

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    Friends, Pizza, Pizza, lend me your ears. I come to bury Little Caesar, not to praise him.

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    Hey, you rascally kids, Get off of my lawn... And into my car.

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    So tell me, is there a Mrs. Magorium?

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    You think THAT'S impressive? I have dinner plates the size of nipples!

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    Hey baby. You can call me Dr. Thunder. Because I'm the human equivalent of a cheap Wal-Mart Knockoff.

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    The cat's in the cradle and the baby is missing, and the cat looks significantly fatter than he did before.

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    When I work with naked skeletons I tend to take a bare bones approach. Did I mention I work with naked skeletons? My job's PRETTY fucked up.

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    I'm a film enthusiast, and personally, I enjoy master filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock. Particularly his Jorts and fun Hockey Jerseys.

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    I like big butts, but I'll be up front with you, I do have the ability to lie, so you'll just have to take my word for it on the butt thing.

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    Dear diary, My antlers have grown since I was a young buck. I hope to impress the cute doe from the woods with my swelled neck for the mating season.

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    Wait a second. You're telling me Tom Hanks, the typewriter enthusiast, is an actor too!? ...Chet Haze's dad!?

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    Me, I'm more of an early riser. Because I appeared in Diner, Beverly Hills Cop and Aliens.

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    If the family really mattered they wouldn't need Urkel on the show so much.

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    I'm an open book. Unfortunately that book is open to some pretty erotic, pretty graphic McdonaldLand fan fiction.

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    Did it hurt, when you fell from Heaven? Because I heard most of your bones break. Also, it kinda looked like you were on the roof, not in heaven.

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    You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book... Stupid, fat, piece of shit phonebook.

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    At the same time, across town, Meanwhile-y Coyote was up to some antics of his own.

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    We can't all cosplay as Nathan Fillion's character. Someone's got to go as the two guys and the pizza place.

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    I must say, personally, I'm an ass man. So that's what that smell you're smelling is.

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    Where in the world is Carmen? San Diego? Thanks, that was easy.

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    You misunderstood my son, He said "Heaven is for Eels" So unless you're an elongated fish, Keep Out!

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