Pat Chaddams
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We're gonna rock around the clock tonight, it makes us feel better about our poor design choice, putting a clock in the center of the room.
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Call me crazy but I've got a thing for being gaslit.
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Listen George, I've been here almost two years and, try as I might, you simply refuse to wake-up. I'm afraid I must break with the Go-Go accord.
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Hey baby, I'd love to rearrange the alphabet. And I have loads of other bad ideas too!
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I used to love the Simpsons but things really went downhill after Ron and Nicole got killed off.
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Wow, a pooch carrying a roll of paper towels. It must be Hunter, The Bounty Dog.
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Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about. Garfield! Right on!
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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner... More drinks! You're in the beverage district, baby!
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Damn you Dr. Wayne Szalinski, What have you done to my precious Andre the normal sized man!?
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These ARE comic books! Bill Cosby is a comic. And by following his advice on fatherhood you can be the real super man.
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Doctor Scholls, give me the news. I've got a bad pair of orthopedic shoes.
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams? Or jet fuel WON'T melt steel beams?
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Remember, when God closes a door, open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
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Uncle Rusty's full of piss and vinegar, what a wily coot. But when its 34 Mason jars in my room it's "Another in a long list of disturbing behaviors."
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That MTV newsman packing boxes onto a truck gave nothing but short, rude answers. What a curt loader!
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Your guy's alright but have you heard of Ace Smallehigh: The No-Sexing Guy?
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Lorne Michaels continues bravely doing his part to ensure the people have means to watch Kenan. Y'see, you've got to watch Kenan cuz Kenan be schemin'
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Yeah yeah, the peas are fine, but the enormous green man in the leafy minidress kinda raises more questions than he answers.
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Mr. Sand-man, Shabba my doo. Take a vacation with Rob Schneider too.
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Bic pens were originally called Pu-Bic pens and were primarily used to draw in some squiggles on particularly sparse Mons Pubii.
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It is with a heavy heart I must report the results of my medical examination. My doctor says I have a severely oversized, overweight heart.
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You know who could've used some gummy bears? Grizzly man, Timothy Treadwell.
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Oh, I get it now. Stevie wonder what everything looks like.
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"Ceiling tiles!? More like hurt-my-feeling tiles!" Cried Mr. Stucco into the harsh, unloving void. Then he exposed his beam.
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