Pat Chaddams
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Did you know "You're So Vain" is actually about Dave Coulier. It's a fact! And the vein in question? The main vein.
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Y'know, Andy only got that job because they couldn't keep his brother, Standy Richter's, head and shoulders in frame.
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Look at me! I'm a bald-headed Canadian improviser. You've made a Mochrie of me!
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I might be late to the party here, but why are all the lights off and why is the trash full of discarded cake?
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The most blatant case of whitewashing in film would have to be Tom Sawyer. It did look fun though.
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9 out of 10 Dentists and you're gonna pick the one straight one?! Pretty homophobic, dude. I don't care if you DO live right next door to his office.
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Oh, The comic strip Dick Tracy! Let me put on my pants real quick and put away this paper and pencil.
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My priest must be a big fan of House Guest, Jingle all the Way and First Kid because he's very insistent about "sin bad".
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Stop crying Olive Oyl. You knew this was a possibility since we wask first introduced. Now grabs some rags and help me clean up me eye juice.
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I think my favorite character's always been He-Man, because they right... He man.
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Wasn't you, huh? Methinks the Shaggy doth protest too much. Also you're butt naked, banging right in front of me, on a filthy bathroom floor no less.
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Personally I'm more of a Carrie, because my first period gave me telekinetic powers.
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Hey Joan Jett, Will you stop making that guy put dimes in our jukebox. It only takes quarters and if you don't have any, SCRAM!
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You've got to try my five alarm chili, I melted down all the smoke detectors in my house to make it.
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Thank you all for coming to our house for this performance. We're the Stationary Willburys.
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Why would I ever pay airfare again when I can just switch my phone into airplane mode?
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Now, I see here on your application you attended Rock-Rock-Rock-Rock Rock and Roll High School. Unfortunately they lack Ac-Ac-Ac-Ac Accreditation.
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You forced Ms. Goldberg to have sex in the novelty toy factory? Making Whoopi make whoopie where they make whoopie cushions!?
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The laundry competition went on and on, each man continually trying in vain to throw in the towel.
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Dear penthouse forum, When decorating a top floor apartment is it considered tacky to have two bay windows? follow up, how horny does that make you?
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Knock Knock Knockin' on Kevin's door. Open up Mr. Dillon, I've got to tell you how much I loved your performance of Johnny Drama on Entourage!
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America Runs on Dunkin, but he doesn't notice, for King Duncan is dead, slain by Macbeth, Thane of Cawdor and Glamis.
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Harvey Wallbanger? Harvey barely even knows her, but that's never stopped him before. He's a Weinstein, dammit!
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Hey Sebastian, how about you get consent from de girl first, you little red sex offender!
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