Pat Chaddams
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Wise guy, huh? Well thank you, and please, keep me abreast of any other Nicholas Pileggi books you come across.
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I love Paul McCartney and Wings, so the idea of Tony Shalhoub singing Hey Jude really get's me going.
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I'm terribly sorry, there must have been some confusion. I'm Cedric the Ascertainer, and I think I've figured out exactly where we went wrong here.
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When in Rome, do as the Romans do... But not the Roman Polanskis... Don't do that.
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Isn't it time we as a nation faced the alarming rise in deaths each year from people messing with the Zohan.
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My dumb dog is scared of the vacuum cleaner, come to think of it, so am I. I don't know why we painted those spooky ghosts on there.
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Look at this caricature I drew of the voice of Bugs Bunny, what's his name... I'm drawing a blanc.
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This Thanksgiving, remember, our children's hands are not actually turkeys and we shouldn't chop their thumbs off and eat those little hands.
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Just got through all the declassified Kennedy files. Don't waste your time, it doesn't mention the time Forrest Gump told him he had to pee at all!
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Welcome to the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem and MurderOurClients. With our new partner, legal hotshot Troy MurderOurClients.
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All my Kinder-eggs had half-formed baby chicks in them.
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The newly re-formed and re-named Movie-Reviewing Daddies rave, "The Mask" was a real zoot suit riot!
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I've been eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream for years. Well they just found out and boy, are those famous Stillers mad at me.
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As Commander Riker dangled by his underwear from the flagpole, he truly couldn't believe it. He had been hoisted by his own Picard.
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Listen, I don't want to blow my own horn here but I'm kinda the best bully in this orchestra, so give me your trumpet, nerd!
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Bad day at the races, I put all my money on the gray horse, stupid thing took off running and my money flew everywhere!
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I am everyday people and every night werewolves. I'm also everyday bad at pluralization.
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1 carefree trying-on-hats montage with some particularly virulent head lice and I've got more Mad Hatters on my hands than Wonderland's titular Alice!
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Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. In fact, please don't pee on me at all.
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Sorry we can't help with your turtle monsters, but we'll take a look at that sink for ya. We're Frank and Dan, The Acceptable Mario Brothers.
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Destitute Bosstones wander the streets. Oh, how the mighty mighty have fallen.
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I got kicked off the elliptical for too much high-pitched talk about my Hot Pockets, I won't make that gym gaffe again.
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Your honor, People of the jury, please direct your attention to exhibit A. The murder "victim" referring to Family Matters as "Urkel". I rest my case.
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Why is the character called Big Bird? Shouldn't he be called... Actually, you know what, Big Bird suits him pretty well.
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