Pat Chaddams
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...37, 42, 16 and in conclusion, 11. I'd like to thank Harvard University for inviting me to be today's Keno speaker. Congratulations graduates.
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"Ceiling tiles!? More like hurt-my-feeling tiles!" Cried Mr. Stucco into the harsh, unloving void. Then he exposed his beam.
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"Knowledge is More Power" So says my life coach Tim "The Schoolhouse Rock man" Taylor, Then he usually grunts a lot. He claims those are conjunctions
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"Oh no, this is terrible news" replied Yoda, upon being told he'd had a stroke.
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"Oh, oh, I look just like Buddy Holly, Can we talk? And you're Mary Tyler Moore, welcome to Fashion Police" So says Joan Rivers Cuomo.
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"Please don't correct my Grammer." Said Kelsey's parents as he messed with everyone's salad and eggs. That's why he's the way he is.
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"Will you put a sock in it!?" I asked the Red Hot Chili Peppers as they were about to have sex.
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1 carefree trying-on-hats montage with some particularly virulent head lice and I've got more Mad Hatters on my hands than Wonderland's titular Alice!
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9 out of 10 Dentists and you're gonna pick the one straight one?! Pretty homophobic, dude. I don't care if you DO live right next door to his office.
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A C A B!? More like A T C I T D S W O W O, All the cops in the donut shop say whey oh, whey oh!
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A census taker once tried to test me. I turned off all the lights and hid in my basement with some refried beans and a box of wine. Sluuuurp!
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A pen! A teller! Is this a bank or Las Vegas magic show? Also put all the money in the fucking bag or I'll blow your goddamn head off!
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A slim, tapered fit, a zipper that stays put... and your freedom Jean Genie. My third wish is for your freedom.
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A waistcoat battles it out with a denim cut-off for the affections of a v-neck sweater, this week on Vestworld.
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A weed edible in a bun with mustard and relish, might be familiar to you but it had me asking "What's a pot dog?"
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Actor Wayne Knight lost over 100 pounds to help avoid typecasting. Now he looks like a new man. Hello, New man.
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Actually, Frankenstein's the name of the doctor. The monster's name is Shrek.
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Ah, but no one ever said not to lick my gift horse in the south.
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Alfred Hitchcock is my favorite director because his name is a combination of Hitch and Hancock. Double Will Smith, baby!
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All my Kinder-eggs had half-formed baby chicks in them.
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All the poop came out of the holes all over my shoe like a god-damn play-doh spaghetti factory. It was a real croc of shit.
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Alright Jeremy, Good luck with your mangled hand surgery. We'll keep our fingers-... We'll hope it works.
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Alright kids, let's get out there and win this little league game. Not for the trophy and not for the title but for me, the adult man on the team.
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Alright Larry, Maybe there will be time for your rural humor later but for now let's focus on setting up my Cinemax. Zane's Sex Chronicles is starting
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Alright you ancient Chinese philosopher, how about a little less "Confucius say" and a little more Confucius splay
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