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Fun slang kids; Call finishing off a carton of orange juice "pulling a reverse Nicole Brown Simpson"
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I'm a little teapot short and stout and How Dare You shame me for it?! Im proud of my figure and I know I'm beautiful on the inside, where the tea is.
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Now that's a horse of a different color, which explains why he's disproportionately punished for minor drug offenses.
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My favorite character from Police Academy is the guy who makes all the funny sounds, GW Bailey as Lieutenant Harris. "Carey Mahoney, You'd better get your act together!" What a funny collection of sounds.
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If looking this good is a crime then call the ACLU. It's an unfair law and I want it off the books!
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Australia may have invented the boomerang, but America perfected it with 1992s "Boomerang", starring Eddie Murphy.
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Wow, a pooch carrying a roll of paper towels. It must be Hunter, The Bounty Dog.
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You brushed against me on the sidewalk? Consider it like post-1997 Earth, No Biggie.
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In space, no one can hear you scream, but they can see your face explode and use context clues to figure out that you were screaming
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Guy Fawkes' beard and mustache spread into a reddish fur as his ears grew to a point. The gypsy's curse had come to fruition. He had become Fox-Guy.
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As my hero Australian Powers used to say "That horny dingo ate my child, baby"
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I visited the set of Inglourious Basterds during filming but while I was there SOMEONE bent all my Fass.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time multiplied by cars. Leno's or Seinfeld's, either way, If it's not in a Hot Rod, It ain't funny!
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Kriss Kross have learned a valuable lesson about consent since the freewheeling Nineties. Now they only want you to Jump, Jump if YOU want to.
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"Please don't correct my Grammer." Said Kelsey's parents as he messed with everyone's salad and eggs. That's why he's the way he is.
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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had lotsa sex in Nantucket. Yes, he had lots of sex. a whole lot of sex. And this all took place in Nantucket.
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Mama said knock you up, So LL Cool J didn't pull out, making him quite right about it not being a cum back.
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More news stories about digital pets? I'm tired of all this Tamogotchi journalism.
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Try your best not to comment on or criticize Linda's egg shell covered floor, she's really sensitive about it.
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I think we've all done that thing where we cut a bunch of duck's beaks off and eat them like they're Pringles, right guys?
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Everyone in Hollywood is chasing that shiny golden naked bald guy with a sword, Ben Kingsley's on the loose.
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Excuse me, Mr. Baker-man, Have you seen my wife, Patty? She's been missing for days. And what's this new treat that's got the local kids so excited?
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I went to a singles bar. A Kraft singles bar. Also I was alone and it was in my kitchen.
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Wasn't you, huh? Methinks the Shaggy doth protest too much. Also you're butt naked, banging right in front of me, on a filthy bathroom floor no less.
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