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Listen to the doctor who only spays and neuters underprivileged pets, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"
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I put my pants on differently than everyone else but I don't see why that should preclude me from contributing to the discourse.
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The laundry competition went on and on, each man continually trying in vain to throw in the towel.
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You're a wizard, Harry! No- wait, not a wizard. You're more of a Bigfoot. Anywho, Hi, I'm John Lithgow.
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My Jewish bat just turned 13 so we threw him a Little-girl Mitzvah.
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It may look easy but eating sandwiches and watermelon slices outside on a blanket is no picnic.
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Pleased to meet you, take my card. It's from my grandma and I already took the 15 bucks out of it.
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Wise guy, huh? Well thank you, and please, keep me abreast of any other Nicholas Pileggi books you come across.
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Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, Rage Against the Machine fuckin' shreds, dude.
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It was a tricky procedure but the patient had nerves of steel, which killed him pretty instantly. It's supposed to be cell bodies and whatnot. Definitely not steel, that'll kill ya every time.
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Chris Kattan has changed his tune and now Mango is very open to being a-toucha'd
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Sure the charges might say otherwise, but I feel like my genitals definitely got some decent exposure today.
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Mr. Sand-man, Shabba my doo. Take a vacation with Rob Schneider too.
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That's right, Dad. I sell loose tobacco and I'm Damn Proud Of It! Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
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I've been eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream for years. Well they just found out and boy, are those famous Stillers mad at me.
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Why would I ever pay airfare again when I can just switch my phone into airplane mode?
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I'm a puckered little brown hole where the shit comes out. Am I the asshole?
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Michael Jordan gave him a run for his money, but ultimately Adolf Hitler was the Michael Jordan of little Hitler mustaches.
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Don't fear the reaper, he's just a giant skeleton man in dark robes with a bladed weapon whose sole job is to kill you, you're being kind of a little bitch about this.
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Coming soon to Comedy Central "Can we please get Ben Stein's money back, times are tough"
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Cream, Cream, Gatorade. Around the corner legs are splayed.
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Having a hawk for an eye hardly seems like a superpower.
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As a strapless handbag salesman I really came in clutch. That's why they fired me.
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I'd like to play Devil's Advocate if I could, but I can't find my Al Pacino action figure anywhere.
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