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Bic pens were originally called Pu-Bic pens and were primarily used to draw in some squiggles on particularly sparse Mons Pubii.
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Slap those shoes on your knees, Dreyfuss. It's time for KrippenDorf on Golf.
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It's nice of Clint Howard to get his brother Ron all those directing jobs. It's rude of him to hide under a bridge and harass billy goats.
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The Simpsons have predicted it again, I just ate my shorts.
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Listen, I'm no two-pump chump. But it is my sincere hope that someday, with practice, I'll make it to that second pump.
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I don't practice Santeria, I'm just THAT good at it.
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A C A B!? More like A T C I T D S W O W O, All the cops in the donut shop say whey oh, whey oh!
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I've been ordered to pay out my small claims settlement entirely in accordions. That's the last time I appear before Judge Judy Tenuta.
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What's your favorite Disney movie with more than 6 Tim Conways in it? Mine's Snow White and the Seven Dorfs.
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Like Latifah to Levy, you got me straight tripping, boo.
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When the moon hits your eye it will be clear our space mission has gone disastrously wrong and your head will implode from the pressures of space.
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Crime doesn't pay! Except the crimes that involve getting money, which, frankly, is a lot of them.
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You've got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them, these are just some of the fundamentals of pants ownership.
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I used to love when Kramer would come bursting through that door, shouting the n-word with reckless abandon.
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God didn't go to all the trouble of saving the Queen to hear you were being sarcastic, Sex Pistols.
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Dear Yelp, Sure they fixed my sink, but then these plumbers punched all my bricks and killed all my turtles. Two stars- Which, coincidentally, made them start running around like goddamn maniacs.
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Why of course I have a tramp stamp, my collectible Charlie Chaplin stamp, the little tramp himself.
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My favorite game has always been squirting water into the clown's mouth but the folks at Cirque Du Soleil weren't super into it.
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You're telling me Misters Michel-Basquiat and Monet hit the road in a badass Honda Odyssey!? That's a real Jean-Claude van, Damn.
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In about an hour- hour and a half tops, The Funk Soul Brother.
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The newly re-formed and re-named Movie-Reviewing Daddies rave, "The Mask" was a real zoot suit riot!
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