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Pat Chaddams

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    Dear AirBnB, The insidious demons were delightful hosts. They made this BlumHouse feel like a BlumHome. 5 stars

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I can count on one hand the amount of warts I have. 47 on the left hand alone!

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I just barely qualify as a medical anomaly in the world of dermatological dentistry. Just by the skin of my teeth.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There's no business like show business, except the shoe business and that's really only close in spelling.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here's the thing, It's time to wake up and smell the coffee, but don't drink it, coffee is for closers not rude thoughtless little pigs.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Listen, I'm too sexy for my shirt, so much so that it physically hurts me, and I'm pretty sure cats WALK around this PetCo, so where better to shake my little tush!?

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dapper Tuxedos, Comedy Southern Accent Lessons, Layer Cakes and Dragon Tattoos, all this and more on DanielCraigslist.com

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The stadium refuses to allow that beloved character actor's bobbing for baseballs activity. I guess there's a Bob Balaban ball bobbing ban.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dearest Wife, Please prepare my burial bucket-hat, for I fear I have contracted a fatal case of the dreamer's disease.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Yeah, I kneel during the National Anthem because I consider it a prayer, a prayer about bombs and rockets.

    By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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