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Like a viking funeral for Jeff and Beau, it's time to burn some bridges.
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If my dreamcatcher is any indicator, I've been dreaming about a dead, tangled-up bird for five nights in a row.
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You know who's very talented but their movies put me right to sleep? M. Night Shyamalan's better brother, Good Night Shyamalan.
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Your grandfather died of natural causes. The railroad spikes driven through his head naturally caused his death.
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We were all having a blast sprayin down our bedspreads with hoses, then Jim, the wet blanket, showed up with a bone-dry comforter and ruined the party
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I poured Ooze on my teenage turtles but all they got was radiation poisoning.
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During sex I always dress as 90s era Michael Chiklis, I just prefer the Commish-inary position.
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Every cloud has a silver lining. Wait, no. Silver's not involved at all. Sorry I was acting like a cloud expert when really I don't know Jack Shit!
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She was no Warrior Princess but she sure could dribble fruit punch out of her mouth. Such was the life of Juicy Jawless.
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Gilmore Girls? I couldn't agree more. I say gill all the girls and have them establish an underwater colony.
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In the words of James Dean "Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today. And always drive as fast as you can on mountains"
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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, not a single one has any Zima, What gives, gin joints?
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Yeah, but have you read Conductor Stevenson's book "The Fucking Awful Train Robbery"?
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Get the new R.L. Stine Home Bar. You won't have Goosebumps when the brew pumps into your Registered, Limited-edition Stein.
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Go recount the story of Pennywise the clown on a mountain.
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That ventriloquist's doll is a real dummy. I'm sorry, that's not politically correct. He's "mentally challenged".
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It's true, there's a place in France where the naked ladies dance, but you kids are using that hole in the wall entirely wrong.
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Chris Gaines' alter ego will actually be paying for the festivities. That's right, it's a party on Garth.
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I've developed an Asian robot to do all my hard math problems. I call it "The Problem-Matic".
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Sorry I keep forgetting the stage directions for this Grizzly Man stage show. It's my cross to bear.
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We all live in a yellow submarine. It's terrible. There's too many of us and we have no resources down here.
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In the words of Winston Churchill "If you're going though Hell, could you grab me some Devil Dogs"
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I've tripped on acid twice in my life, to answer your question about why both of my feet are burned off.
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Guys, I just got so hammered at the bar. Except the bar was outside and all the guys hitting me with hammers were wearing construction hats.
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