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Oh, you miss the beloved Canadian comedian John Candy, I was worried something had happened to the stash of sweets I keep hidden in my toilet.
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There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o. The man's, that is. The dog's name-o was Roger McPherson.
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I don't want to go on a tirade here but we're breaking into Delta House and stealing all their formal men's neckwear.
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Excuse me, I love pancakes, but I'm also a terrible xenophobic racist. Do you have a White National House of Pancakes?
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Okay Sony, It's about a gangsta from the streets with his bangs in his face and eyeliner on. It's called "The Emo G Movie".
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Up next, "Good Taiwan, Miss Saigon (You sure like to fall)" by Little Richard Nixon
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Remember kids, a Snapple a day keeps the Snapple lady banished to Dimension X, or so I read under a particularly ominous cap.
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I think of all the movie stars named Dolph, Dolph Lundgren is my second favorite. Congrats, Dolph from the Simpsons.
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Wishing Andre the Giant a happy birthday and for the 24th year in a row I get no "Thank You" in return. What gives, ya big galoot?!
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Grow a blonde mustache? I don't know, I need to Martin Mull it over.
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I am everyday people and every night werewolves. I'm also everyday bad at pluralization.
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Sir, I appreciate the anal sex and the handjob but what I actually asked was "Is Jack Reacher around?"
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Dear Fox, I just finished watching all of Malcolm in The Middle and wish to complain about 943 shots which feature Malcolm on the left or right.
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I liked the movie "Sully" but found it odd that they changed the ending to a victory for the geese. Strong Anti-Fabio message too.
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Don't pray away the gay valet at Chez Français, You'll just delay the gourmet buffet complete with saute entree, soufflé, sorbet and chardonnay.
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Go Go Perfect Strangers, you Larry Balki Perfect Strangers
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Did it hurt, when you fell from Heaven? Because I heard most of your bones break. Also, it kinda looked like you were on the roof, not in heaven.
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I think my favorite character's always been He-Man, because they right... He man.
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Breaking News: A disappointed audience was brutally attacked after Byron Allen once again failed to leash his comics.
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I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, because I'm a normal human being and I close BOTH of my eyes when I sleep.
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Remember when Alan Ruck was the horny guy on Spin City? You know what they should have called that character? Alan Intercourse!
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Alfred Hitchcock is my favorite director because his name is a combination of Hitch and Hancock. Double Will Smith, baby!
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What about a Spin City spinoff set in Spin Magazine's offices with the Spin Doctors putting their Spin Doctor's spin on the old Spin City theme ditty.
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Sorry for kicking you in the family jewels but you have to admit your scrotum's a weird place to keep diamond encrusted heirlooms.
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Oh great, a stretch Tesla. The newest "invention" from Elongated Musk.
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