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I WISH we could afford Elijah Wood, we had to settle for Elijah laminate.
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I'm an open book. Unfortunately that book is open to some pretty erotic, pretty graphic McdonaldLand fan fiction.
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Dear diary, My antlers have grown since I was a young buck. I hope to impress the cute doe from the woods with my swelled neck for the mating season.
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I love Paul McCartney and Wings, so the idea of Tony Shalhoub singing Hey Jude really get's me going.
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I showed up early to the hospital, wide awake and excited to finally have my eyes dimmed and bushy tail removed.
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Help! I'm an evil mutant with the power to control metals, I find this to be both Magnificent and Neat-o, what name would properly convey this?
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My favorite Beat-off poet is Jack-Off KeroWhack-off.
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Where in the world is Carmen? San Diego? Thanks, that was easy.
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Let's all go to the lobby, it'll really freak out the kid at the concession stand.
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Don't be bringing those outdated references around here or I'll be telling you "You are the weakest link. Goodbye"
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Sorry Guardians of the Galaxy, there's only one Star-Lord for me. And that's Star-Jesus.
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You could visit a new Australian beach every day for over 27 years. Itβs called being homeless.
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Boy, embalming that body and preparing it for burial was really quite an undertaking
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My neighbors will forgive me for spying on them while they change. I recently lost my husband and am entitled to a widow's peek.
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Stuart Little got a blowjob in his little RC car. Now that's what I call getting "rodent-head".
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Two roads diverged in a wood, or so I thought mere seconds before crashing into several trees.
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Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's got a title or a picture on there, those can be pretty indicative of content.
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I prefer the original printing of Huckleberry Finn, before they sanitized it. Not the N-Word stuff, but the titular scamp's original name, Fuckleberry
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This Thanksgiving, remember, our children's hands are not actually turkeys and we shouldn't chop their thumbs off and eat those little hands.
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Coming up, on HBO, Taxi-Cast confessions. Forgive Tony Danza, father, for he has sinned against Judd Hirsch.
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Who's that tart berry in the tinted glasses and the neckerchief? Why it's Cranberry Bogdanovich.
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Hey, Milton Bradley, It turns out Hippos AREN'T supposed to eat marbles, no matter how Hungry Hungry they may be, and now I'M banned from the zoo!
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Babies are just like drunk people, after a certain point you just have to give them enough Vodka so they pass out.
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Which one is it, Paula? A Pound? A Stone? Is it a math problem? Paula 15 pounds? I'm missing my point here, can I borrow your blazer?
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