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I know babies come from a stork, I just don't know why my father fucked one in the first place.
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If I've told you once I've told you a million times, I don't understand the difference between very small and very large numbers.
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I'm a real social butterfly and you'd all see that if you'd stop running out of the room when I emerge from my chrysalis at the end of my pupal stage.
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Boy, for a company with Mickey Mouse as their mascot Disneyland sure did not like my backpack full of rats.
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Props to Gallagher and Carrot Top, and big props to the cast of "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids".
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Gather 'round kids, I want to tell you about the time I watched "How I Met Your Mother"
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I drink two gallons of LaCroix a day. Wait, I'm pronouncing that wrong. I drink two gallons of LIQUOR a day.
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Finally, credit for Batman co-creator Bill Finger, previously only recognized for his trademark sex move.
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Whip that dick out. I need to practice so I'm ready to put condoms on all my bananas.
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Actor Wayne Knight lost over 100 pounds to help avoid typecasting. Now he looks like a new man. Hello, New man.
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Me kangaroo's safeword is Qantas.
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"Knowledge is More Power" So says my life coach Tim "The Schoolhouse Rock man" Taylor, Then he usually grunts a lot. He claims those are conjunctions
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I've got a one track mind. Always thinking about monorails. Sexy, sexy, monorails.
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Due to a lack of commas and attribution dashes I think therefor I am Renรฉ Descartes.
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The funniest act I've ever seen is that automaton and the bespectacled British musician, "A bot and Costello".
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Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. In fact, please don't pee on me at all.
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Things were hard for DJ Kool, growing up in a house where he had to ask permission to clear his throat, but boy did it pay off.
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Traveling with your pet and want to give them the comfort of a two-time Oscar winner? Try the new Cate Blanchett Crate Blanket.
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As it turns out the murder weapon was Bjork's spork. Information the Swedish Chef was sadly unable to communicate.
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I love eating a big long sandwich with Shane MacGowan. Yes, the Hoagie Pougey's what it's all about.
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Good news, my lactose enzyme pill didn't give me HIV, What I'm saying is my lactaids lacked AIDS.
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When in Rome, do as the Romans do... But not the Roman Polanskis... Don't do that.
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"Oh no, this is terrible news" replied Yoda, upon being told he'd had a stroke.
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Geoffrey's Rushing Hugo's Weaving and Russell can't stop Crowing about that Guy's Piercing eyes then Nicole Kids a man and Hugh- Oh my! Look away kids
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