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Posts posted by Pat Chaddams
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What, with that pesky bear coming along stealing pic-i-nic baskets and eating my friend Timothy Treadwell.
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It's my number Six-Billion flaw.
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I'll vacuum them up.
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This one now involves straws, vacuums and Dracula and yet not a single "suck" joke to be found. I'll collect my prize whenever.
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Someday her prince will... What's that? She's died? Bloated corpse floating through the Blue Bayou, you say? I'll get the big net.
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No matter how bad the problem he will git R done. "R", in this case, being some kind of service malfunction.
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Mazel Tov You hideous wing-ed night beast.
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And my silver spoon's been replaced with an official taco bell plastic spork.
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I met the girl through my local Scarlet Pimp, Ernell.
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Now who wants Siouxie Sioux tickets!?!
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SAD Beetlejuice...
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Beetlejuice.
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Knowing is half the battle. The other half is diarrhea.
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Which, as we know, is subterranean. And despite already being underground it impressively still includes a basement for mixing up medicine.
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Please send a free subscription to Big 'Uns Magazine And some Herman's Head-phones.
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I used all my cheesy pickup lines like "Here I go, picking up another slice of delicious orange death"
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After a long battle... to fit his spike ridden head through the hospital doorway.
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You don't know how lucky you are, boy.
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Have the Dark Lord Satan devil me some eggs too.
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More like taking-up-a-lot-of-SpaceX.
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And why don't those two roommate characters ever have any foxy ladies over?
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You're definitely going to wish there was a River there.
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And that spooky halloween hit "Hey Were-Delilah!".
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Runner Up: That filmstrip from middle school health class.
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I made my calculator say boobies. Now that's all it says, and it grew arms and is behaving pretty inappropriately.
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How am I supposed to know what 138 divided by 2 is?