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Posts posted by Pat Chaddams
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Stevie wonder if he can ever trust again after Will Smith AND DJ Jazzy Jeff ditched him on the wild wild west MTV movie awards stage.
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And Dandy Richter didn't test well in the Bible Belt.
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I believe I had requested Ryan Style.
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Also I pinned a tail on the donkey when I came in and it barked at me and ran off. Sorry guys, get back to sleep.
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And Matt Damon was great as Huck Finn's friend Jim.
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Also for the record he's just in the closet. The literal closet. It actually shares a wall with your bathroom. Try knocking.
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And I suppose you were talking about trading cards when you said you'd give me a rookie Dick Butkus.
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He's also not great at sentence construction.
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No I will not stop putting spinach in the socket.
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Of course this means I interpret She-Ra as Ra the Egyptian sun god. What's so wrong with that?
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I'm also a bit of a Miranda, because I wrote Hamilton. And a Samantha because I'm married to two different ad executives named Darrin. And I'm a Charlotte because my only friends are farm animals.
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Now we gotta get Fonzie in here to punch it back to functioning.
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Don't worry kids, it's not just horrifying, it's also pretty racist.
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My wife and kids are really putting the ghost in ghost pepper.
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And now our malodorous hit "Candle with Hair"
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Right now it's virgin but I'm hoping for air lingus by the end of the year.
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Also all your references are punks and runts.
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The drying competition will begin after my goddamn neighbor unloads her scumbag step-son's Powerman 5000 t-shirts that've been sitting in there all goddamn afternoon!
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485 days in a row, he's yet to turn me away.
You know who could've used some gummy bears? Grizzly man, Timothy Treadwell.
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I suppose they still would've mauled him to death. Werner Herzog needs SOMETHING to listen to.