Señor Slapnuts

If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, you should probably take your vacation during hurricane season.

Are we rolling? Okay, we're coming out of the theme song in three...two...

The Porno Hall of Fame is a tissue full of shame

Rubber baby buggy bumpers rubbed her rump with baby butter

Manager to Register 3 please! Manager to Register 3!

It's time to close up the plug bag!

I'm a demon on the streets and a demon between the sheets. In short, I'm a demon.

Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby. Seriously, the theatre's on fire.

When I said "Spank me Daddy", I didn't mean for you to also ground me and take my XBox away

Hello Darkness my old friend...you got that fifty bucks you owe me?

I pity the fool who doesn't think Mr. T references are still relevant

AKA Frank Peretti's Hangman's Curse It stars Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl and David Keith. It's a Christian horror film. They are a family who work as undercover paranormal investigators This, my friends, is kind of my own personal Moby Dick of hard-to-find bad movies. I originally got a screener of it years ago and was horrifically delighted. Then I lost it and couldn't find a copy anywhere, no matter how hard I looked. (Meaning once every few years I'd make a half-hearted attempt to find a copy ) Fortunately, the entire movie is available on YouTube should anyone want to check it out (with subtitles). I'm linking to the trailer. Come for author Frank Peretti mugging it up in his own movie like Doc Brown's less fortunate sibling, stay for stellar dialogue like this, from the school jock to the new Christian girl: "Do you believe in the hereafter?" "Most definitely." "Good. Then you must know what I'm here after." It's bonkers.

You Scream, I Scream, We All Scream, The Plane Crashes