Fabio's Socks

Also, glad to see we've got July back on forum duty. Hi July! It's been a long run for Dalton, but I like a lot of parity in my forum topic starters, so this is a welcome development.

Andy is here recruiting members for his army to defeat Kevin. I fully expect Kev to show up in the next few hours to stockpile his own soldiers. It's a regular cold war in the forums these days

Clarification: in grade school, I was regularly called "butthead" or "buttface." Is that also classified as being a buttman? If so, I can offer support for your theory

But actually, congrats on the Skipper gig, Captain Chanson!

Josh already had this information

In the spirit of performance reviews, I'd like the boys to review the HH forums. Because as much as I think we're doing a great job here, we will all improve from a really honest look at our own shortcomings

Here's a tough question: is April 2017 shaping up to be the best month of HH in history? The show is always good, but since the music episode it's been scary good. And this week's has gotta be one of my all-time favorites

How much Chuck could a Chuck-puck huck if a Chuck-puck had NBC On Demand?

Time is mummy. Wait what does that even mean? C'mon Cody why'd you pick such a bad catchphrase?

Listening to the boys sing this week, I was struck with an idea. What if you take away all the guitar and synth and whatever Brett was pretending to play, just have it be a podcast of two guys singing, then make the singing a little worse and then make it only songs from something like Hamilton where a lot of the audience will be unfamiliar with the music. How amazing of a podcast would that be?

Strange how Cochran's name gets invoked on Hollywood Handbook and in the forums and suddenly he appears on our TV screens one day later. Just shows you how powerful that HH bump is

Wow, what a nice surprise! Now I don't have to go through all the work of trying to win Survivor and then trying to keep up with the boys on my two episodes. Thanks, buddy!

Cochran is kind of a hero of mine. I actually applied to Survivor this year for the sole purpose of winning and then getting my own HH episode and then having fan favorite (or favorite fan) Chanson say something nice about me on the forums. Right now I'm still three steps away from that end goal.

The show can't be ending because the boys promised a third Cochran appearance, and they know as well as anyone that if they promise and don't come through, Cochran's heart will be broken and he'll have nothing but his 141K Twitter followers to fall back on

I love using the metaphor of a butt to describe politics. Because they're both so stinky, but I know I need to get more informed about them

Team Fabio: Challenge Beast: Michaela. Joe's right. And woke. The Strategist: Malcolm. Dude can ball out. And the manbun is guaranteed screentime and confessional points. The Black Widow: Ciera Eastin. She's smart, sneaky and less threatening that she was in Second Chances. Plus I'm trusting /r/survivor to always be wrong, and they hate her guts over there. The Cutthroat: Zeke. He's a wildcard to everyone out there. But I think his villainous turn in the MvGX edit was setting up a big villain role in S34. The Old Schooler: Caleb. Non-threatening to everyone there. Dumb. Good at challenges. He'll be a loyal foot soldier for some savvier player. Under the Radar: JT. Winner of the first-ever perfect game and he's somehow like threat #10 or lower on this season. Real shot to win again, but I'm worried his famous charm won't work on these bloodthirsty sharks. Wildcard: Brad. Did he learn how to count this time around? If so, game changer. Bench Player: Andrea. I need more ladies on my roster or Joe will get mad. She's the only woman left I can see going far and having a big presence screentime-wise. Final 3: Brad, Sierra Dawn Thomas, Tai Winner: Fan Favorite Game Changer Sole Survivor Sierra Dawn Thomas My only strategy here is to not pick Tony. He has to go early. He just has to. I can't imagine anyone keeping him around. I'm praying three times a day that he makes it to the merge. But even that is such a longshot. If he goes early, he's a points suck on everyone's roster. But if he even makes the merge, he's such a screentime and fantasy points machine that I'll instantly lose this league. So I'm hedging my bets and either way I can be happy about something.

You're wearing them too high. They're supposed to be more in the middle of your mug, not at the very top.

I'm picturing Wiger listening to this podcast and getting increasingly frustrated as the boys roast him and he can't hit back and I'm enjoying it

You're a pro, Silvr. That's why I said you likely only ate 3.

Con: You probably ate up to 3 spiders in your sleep this week I still think your week comes up positive, just want to make sure we're including all contributing factors

I went to the concession stand, but they said they didn't have the bobbleheads and that they were only at the bar. So I went all the way to bar and they sent me back to the concession stand, which then sent me to the info kiosk downstairs which sent me back to the concession stand. Still no bobblehead. Can you help me?

I think we've been over this before: Jon Gabrus - littler name, bigger guy JoHn Gemberling - bigger name, likes to eff animals

Chanson just liked some nerd shit! I'm starting to think he's not even a real jock bully anymore

Viola Davis is friends with Buddha? I had no idea

It's been too long since the boys had a good antagonistic guest. I, like villain Ares of DC Comics, feed on conflict and I was starting to get awfully hungry. But now I feel as full as a man who's just eaten a whole package of Harry Razors