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Hey good lookin', I'll be back to beam you up later!

Please blow your nose, snot that kind of show

Despite all my rage, I am still sitting in this anger management class for punching that rat

U Talkin’ Blue Dudes 2 Me? This is the encyclopedic compendium of all things Blue Man Group

I am the Heynong Man, they are the Heynong Men, I am the walrus, Goo-goo-ga-Zooks.

A hot dog is not a sandwich, let me be franks with you.

You get a car! And you get a car! And you get a car! Everybody gets a car! Thank you for attending the reading of Oprah’s last will and testament

I bought you a build-a-bear for tattling on that homicide, because snitches get stitches.