Dino Is My Dad

Three Dumb Mice. Threedom Mice. See how they talk. See how they make me feel better about not remembering to whom I’ve told stories and when and is this a dream?

Whether Doc Ock or Da Cock, your wife is certainly satisfied.

How much cock would Doc Ock hock if Doc Ock could hock cock?

If eatin’ ain’t cheatin’, why’re you fuckin’ the turducken?

The super trooper used a pooper scooper on a grouper while watching Looper bloopers with Bradley Cooper.

I'm an interesting person. Talk WITH me, not TO me Scott. You down-talking sack of shorn horse hair.

Happy Birthday Mr. Malaka!

What Papa John and John Popper did to the ZZ Topper with a corn popper brought Cyndi Lauper to tears.

It hurts when Hertz's his and her's hearses are out of stock, but if adjusting my budget lets me rent from Budget, I'd budge it.

I rate irate pirates on ire and hate.

Hang on. You want me to Auker, man? But I Gourley know her. I think she'd prefer a Lapkus.

Second cousins once removed, leave the world without any second cousins.

Boom Shaka Laka, Scott is a Malaka. Please stop shaking your cock-a, Like a little pink maraca.

Keith brushed his teeth with a brief Latifah queef.

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